Alfred Pennyworth

(rp) "After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations" - Oscar Wilde

[alfred--pennyworth]

My name is Alfred Pennyworth. Pronouns are he/him. My age will remain unlisted. I am primarily here to keep up with the children and Master Bruce.

[alfred--pennyworth]

Ahh, fuck, okay, hey Alfie.

It's getting cold, isn't it? I hope they're at least helping you light the fires this winter, its gotta be getting hard for ya knees. It's the least they can do anyway.

Today was hard, it's been—things have been confusing. Seems like no matter where I turn, I can't figure it out, but I know this is the right way. I gotta do this I know i do, but im just—I'm just tired. Christmas has always been a time for family and I guess... well, I guess it's making me a sap. You must be so confused, jesus, I knew this was a bad idea.

Ahh dammit too late now, here; https://pin.it/3VaMUVPup found this yesterday and thought you might enjoy it. Just stay healthy and I hope it's going well and that you've been—looking after yourself like you look after everyone else.

Just make sure to wear a coat. And you're always welcome inside these halls. I'll have fresh sweets for everyone soon. You're welcome to some.

[alfred--pennyworth]

So what do you think of the campaign to cancel tim

I try so hard not to think of the children's antics. It's not good for my blood pressure.

[alfred--pennyworth]

do you ever get tired of everyone asking how old you are?

Very much so. I am old. That is all you need to know. How old is unimportantant.

[alfred--pennyworth]

Alfred, what is a meme ?

I think it is a joke. The children make them sometimes.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[spoiledbutkindaawayne]

@ anyone who needs to hear this

That's everyone I've ever known, hold on

@brucie-wayne-official @future-mr-darcy @totallytimtastic @tomorrowfromthestars @cassmeifyoucan @caint-see-me @doctorcranes-ask @thegreatflyinggrayson @alfred--pennyworth @brucie-wayne-official @ohgodtheresanotherone

I love y'all <3

[alfred--pennyworth]

You are a dear, Miss Stephanie. It is greatly appreciated.

[officialkatekane]

Happy Birthday Alfred! Sorry I'm late. But! I did bring cake and flowers!🎂💐

It's probably not as good as your cake but hey I tried! Love you A!

@alfred--pennyworth @alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth [and other blogs I might have missed sorry]

[alfred--pennyworth]

Thank you very much. You should come by and visit sometime. We'd all love to see you.

[alfred--pennyworth]

What do you want to be left to you in Bruce’s will?

A headstone. Do you not understand how much older I am than Master Wayne?

[alfred--pennyworth]

Very pretty! Thank you for sharing.

[alfred--pennyworth]

Hi Alfred! How are you?.. Well let me skip some things and go direct to the point, i'm one of Bruce's kid but I'm not from this universe, would you mind if i stay if you guys until i can come back home?

I'll prepare a room. Master Bruce would never turn away his own.

[alfred--pennyworth]

Any suggestions for recipes to try out on a rainy day?

I had planned on making stew - but the grocer down the road had it's window smashed in by recent rogue attacks.

-GothamGothic

Sometime warm and maybe sweet. Crepes of you have the materials.

[alfred--pennyworth]

A gift from Gotham's secret underground society of rats and mice. What will you name it?

I will perhaps leave the naming the young masters

[alfred--pennyworth]

Mr.pennyworth, what was your reaction to Bruce dating Clark Kent?

Mr. Kent is a very sweet young man. He's faithful and thoughtful. He's everything I wanted for Master Bruce.

[alfred--pennyworth]

Greetings Mr. Pennyworth,

I wish to settle an argument with a friend—HAVE you been seeing Commissioner Gordon in a more… shall we say “intimate” light recently? With how much you dote on Mr. Wayne and with how much Commissioner Gordon seems to look out for Mr. Wayne, you two seem to run into each other a lot. I imagine that he’s become something of a close confidant for your ward’s… nightly activities?

Mr. Gordon is a friend of the family and nothing more.

[alfred--pennyworth]

Do not tell the other members of the Wayne Family but

You’re my favorite!

It's alright. I'm their favorite too.

[alfred--pennyworth]

Hi Mr. Pennyworth.

First of all, how are you?

I wanted to ask. Is there a possibility that Bruce Wayne is willing (or looking) to adopt another child? I'm technically not a child (since I'm 20yo) but yeah. I'm an orphan! That should count, right?

Do you really want this many siblings?

[alfred--pennyworth]

Mr. Alfred how do you manage to clean the manor, garden and the cave while dealing with 10+ people's shenanigans at your old age (sorry). I don't think any member of your batfamily would be able to do that even though they are young. Respect, sir.

Well, thank you very much. I've been doing it for ao long, I barely notice anymore.