solar fever

i'm sam and i hope i am a tree in a next life (she/her--pansexual) CT

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[yeahponcho]

she want Flower

[valtsv]

[guiltygirl]

someone: hey how are you?

me, dissociating: no

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[clarys]

mother earth is literally committing suicide right now and y'all still think climate change is a hoax

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

It ain’t suicide. She’ll live on after this, she’s just killing all of us off.

[space-guts-and-mutts]

thank God. I wholeheartedly support her decision

[uluhlynx-deactivated20251027]

A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

Pride is almost over, and now it’s time for Wrath

[somebogwitch]

My bumbles in the lavender

[fullofbugs84uy894ujui9]

[letsgetorange]

@algaequeen

[algaequeen]

An emotion: *pokes its head through the mountain of suppression I've buried it under*

Me, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

[hikingnotes]

[breakfastburritoe]

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

[vanity-without-sanity]

You spelled real wrong.

[breakfastburritoe]

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

[hitmewithcute]

Look at this lizard. Absolute unit.

[famicase]

you know…… there really isn’t a more powerful duo than raccoons and opossums……

[famicase]

there really just isn’t!

[gunsandfireandshit]

[willow]

When will this bitch (my skin) realize that we’re both on the same team

[jitterslug]

funny boy moments 1

[jitterslug]

I owe my blood, soul, and firstborn child to this post

[letsgetorange]

@algaequeen

[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life