being of coffee and spite

the coolest person left in london ;) / patron saint of cute wimps / gwendolyn- hater / your awesome older sister

[aliceabouttodyer]

Hii u shits. Its Alice Dyer, here to be an absolute menace to this app and everyone on it. Yes there will be puns and conspiracy theories. Yes there will be complaints about my weird ass job. Stay if u want to be entertained by the coolest person left in london ;)

(Ooc: heyy not sure if this has been done before but Alice is my favourite charactor and I feel like she's a lot like me. Soo I will be answering asks, making posts and rping as everyone's favourite silly gal. Follow me on my main blog @canariesresurfacing :)

[cult-of-the-eye]

Do you think....do you think...the computers...do you think Chester and norris...do you think they've explored each other's circuit boards....

[aliceabouttodyer]

Aint no way they havent

[ian0key]

ALICE (TMAGP HC)

so...

I have the headcanon that Alice has on her back (and her entire body in general) the most randoms tattoos in the world.

( I love her)

"it's a complete mess" I know, she knows and she loves it.

[aliceabouttodyer]

How do yall know about my secret tattoos

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

Alice keeps listening to strange dubs of sonic the hedgehog. On full volume.

How do I get her to stop?

[michaelmylove]

don't even try it's a lost cause

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

And how would you know?

[aliceabouttodyer]

Hi i can confirm it is a lost cause ;)

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

Just use headphones.

Please.

[aliceabouttodyer]

I mean I would but.... then how would I annoy you??

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

…I’m sure you’d find another way.

But I’m tired of hearing about “1 polygon” and “1907” so please just stop it!

[aliceabouttodyer]

Request *buzzer noise * denied

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

Alice keeps listening to strange dubs of sonic the hedgehog. On full volume.

How do I get her to stop?

[michaelmylove]

don't even try it's a lost cause

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

And how would you know?

[aliceabouttodyer]

Hi i can confirm it is a lost cause ;)

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

Just use headphones.

Please.

[aliceabouttodyer]

I mean I would but.... then how would I annoy you??

[annabelle--cane]

this woman names herself alice, and you think "bit basic, but at the same time classic, it works" and then she names three text to speech voices norris, chester, and augustus and you think "oh so you're just like this"

[aliceabouttodyer]

I love being trans :)

[vickozone]

Your headcanons for Alice dyer?

None yet other than she totally dyes her hair every other weekend, prolly goes by She/Her, trans, and really likes folk rock.

[aliceabouttodyer]

All true <3

[three-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat]

Nobody tell Colin that it's remarkably easy to get an axe in central London, okay?

[aliceabouttodyer]

On it pookie ;)

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

Alice keeps listening to strange dubs of sonic the hedgehog. On full volume.

How do I get her to stop?

[michaelmylove]

don't even try it's a lost cause

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

And how would you know?

[aliceabouttodyer]

Hi i can confirm it is a lost cause ;)

[aliceabouttodyer]

Come work at the OIAR. You get free coffee, free horror and a free view of me slowly going slowly insane in real time :D

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

Don’t. I do not want to deal with more new people who can’t do their job. You’re bad enough as it is.

[aliceabouttodyer]

Oh hi gwennie. I didnt know you had tumblr! Now you'll never be free of me :D

[aliceabouttodyer]

I'm pretty sure I have a harem now and Im neither surprised nor complaining

[moonlightmagical]

"nothing’s wrong it just won’t accept commands."

"i mean, same, but still..."

alice dyer the woman you are

[aliceabouttodyer]

Authority is dumb destroy the government

[batterycows]

In love with this guy and his personal beef with a computer program

[aliceabouttodyer]

I am concerned for collin

[omegas-reincarnation]

"Have we tried getting Chester and Norris to run Doom?"

- Alice, at some point, probably

[aliceabouttodyer]

Collin looked at me, snapped a pencil in half and walked away

[murderandcoffee]

gwen: you’re a terrible coworker and I hope you die

alice: you want me so bad it makes you look stupid

[aliceabouttodyer]

😏

[localratwithcowboyhat]

Saw this and thought of them

[aliceabouttodyer]

Haha this is so us

[aliceabouttodyer]

Would you ever play hyperpop at max volume just to annoy Gwen?

Bold of you to assume I havent already done that