Alida Audit

A blog analyzing the very poisonous and strained relationship between Bill Skarsgård and Alida Morberg

[alidaaudit]

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Can you analyze bill’s body language, kinda looks like he dosent want Alida in the picture.

His jaw is tight. His lips are pursed. He has his arm pulled up and back at a very clear attempt to not touch Alida. People should keep in mind she was pregnant here so you would think that he'd be more warm towards her. If this is supposed to be a selfie with a fan you think he would at least fake a smile. The lack of a smile, the tight almost guarded body language, shows exactly how he feels about Alida and I would surmise that, no, he didn't want her in the picture. So badly as such that he could not even fake being happy.

[alidaaudit]

alida followed a love coach on instagram. uh oh there's trouble in paradise.

There's always been trouble in paradise.

[alidaaudit]

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more funny detail i waht to till u since i speak Swedish the words written on the card isn't from him to her lol but it's from the shope saying hbd and thanks for buying from us thing u know not even him , i feel that his actions is like duty not love things and showing off your Room with your man is so 😬

That is a funny detail thank you for sharing. Really sheds more light on how he felt obligated to do this as opposed to genuinely for the romance or love.

[alidaaudit]

is alida pregnant??

No? Do you have some reason to think she is?

[alidaaudit]

No, they started dating late 2015, early 2016

They started dating in 2016

[alidaaudit]

Hi, I really enjoy your content and how well you explain things. I've been a Bill fan for about two years now, and I'd really like to know more about his relationship with Alida. I've seen you say a lot of negative things about her (some of which I agree with), but I don't really understand the "lore" of their relationship, or anything like that. It's very confusing not knowing anything, since I follow her and Bill's siblings on Instagram. I've seen very little activity on her account, even though she gained about 4,000 followers since I last heard from her (although, well, she's an actress, so it's not surprising). But then I discovered several Tumblr accounts saying very negative things about the relationship, and it intrigues me a lot. So, if you could, please explain this to me in detail. (I've been looking at your posts and those of other accounts, but they don't seem to have a chronological arc, and it's very confusing.) Thanks!

There is not much detail to go over it is pretty straight forward:

He got with her in 2017 or so, though people believed she cheated on her current boyfriend at the time at a New Years party to hook up with him.

They seemed fine, mutually from then until around 2018 or so, when rumors circulated they had split.

A few months after she had gone quiet she appears in public very pregnant and talking about Bill being the father. Bill does not really confirm or deny this because unlike her he is private so he lost control of the narrative.

Perhaps the child really is his but many more people think he is not the father but was merely led to believe it. In either case his behavior towards her while pregnant (and following the birth of the child) always signified that he was not happy with the situation.

She would then go on to use his image on her social media to get attention. Filming him in secret intimate moments and posting them to stories. When he caught on to that she would film just his voice in the background as if to prove she were with him. Then that stopped. Though she always managed to have her sisters or friends filming him to post on their accounts as well, just to be sure everyone knew he was always with her.

She exposed the name of their daughter on her 2nd birthday even though Bill had made it clear in the media he did not want that known. She exposed Oona several more times including nude photographs of her on Instagram (her sister Liza posted these as well).

She was caught drinking during this first pregnancy and all the other ones, not surprisingly. Bill hardly wanted to be near her during any of the pregnancies and it showed. Especially at the Burn All My Letters premiere where it looks like he doesn't even want to touch her and she was spotted leaving immediately after her red carpet moment with him.

She has continued to use the children as engagement bait on her accounts through the years which obviously was not okay with Bill. Somehow he did get her to be quiet for a very, very long time. Then she started posting again, using Oona even more as an attention grabber to her account.

Through the years there have been many, many rumors of a split or him cheating on Alida with other women. There's also been rumors of him cheating on her with Landon (though how credibly either of these things are is anyone's guess).

She's done several interviews where she made things all about her being with Bill and how much he definitely loved her and how close they were which always seemed ridiculous to everyone since he'd spending most of the year away from her, doesn't talk about her in interviews, and the rare times he is with her he looks miserable.

He has more chemistry with his co-stars and literally anyone who is not her and it's been like that since 2019 which is easy enough to see in pictures.

I'm not sure much more there is to say.

[alidaaudit]

It was speculated that they were separated, and judging by what happened on the Paris catwalk, they both seemed very uncomfortable and there was a great deal of physical distance between them. Besides that, there wasn't much mention of their children except for their eldest daughter. What I don't understand is why Iida always ended up riding on Bill's coattails, because hardly anyone knows Iida. Maybe in Sweden, yes, but in other parts of the world, I highly doubt it. At the beginning, perhaps it was a good, stable relationship, but then it wasn't anymore. I'd like to know your opinion.

She rides his coat tails because she has nothing left for herself which she is painfully aware of. I picture that she imagined that this would be nothing but a fairy tale romance. She had gotten herself a Skarsgård (though like many others I think she wanted Alex over Bill) but it didn't matter. This was now her trophy. Yes, at the beginning it did seem fun for them. They seemed mutually attracted to each other. Maybe she pushed too hard to be serious and he wanted to leave. I know there was speculation that they had broken up before suddenly she appeared in pregnant (the first time with Oona). Ever since he just appeared trapped.

It is clear from how she forced her way into his life and some of his projects she believed this would also make her famous and an actress or a model. She just does not have the looks, talent, or intrigue for anyone to care. She lost her "Hollywood power couple" dream so now she clings to whatever scraps she can. No one knows her in other countries, I would not be surprised if people didn't even know who she was at PFW with how he acted like she wasn't there most of the time but she knows. She knows that his stans know. She knows that her stans know. It comes down to internet validation for her and nothing more. As long as she has that, she must think all of this public humiliation is worth it.

[alidaaudit]

how do you feel about the hotel room video and she's recording like a big weirdo?

I assume you mean the private AirBNB video where she was showing off her gifts that he got her then the bedroom, making sure to show that he was in the bed before quickly switching to the bathroom? I think it was creepy and exploitative and there was no other reason for her to do that than the attention she knew she would get online. I also find it humorous that it was supposed to be some huge romantic getaway for her birthday but he could not have been less interested in her, wearing sweats on the bed while looking at his iPad as if she did not exist. It was always performative and he has always been an accessory.

[alidaaudit]

her showing off and exposing her kids is so disgusting how she see herself as a good mother ew -_-

She is very well aware that what will get her the most attention is exploiting the children. As she is no longer able to get Bill to be in her content in a candid manner and has not been able to achieve that in years, it is her last resort. It is desperate, pathetic, and will only harm the children in the long run.

[alidaaudit]

where can i find the interview you guys are talking about

I assume you are speaking of the one interview where he says he has two daughters. If that is the case you can find it here:

[alidaaudit]

He does hooks up with anonymous girls.. cant say much but I actually know of someone 🤭🤭

I apologize if I cannot confirm or deny this as there is no current evidence to this being the case but if you would actually like to provide some I would be happy to post it.

[alidaaudit]

I’m glad that you brought up that there’s a sadness in her eyes because I’ve been seeing it for a while now,Honestly since the last child they had you can really see it. I’ve looked at old photos of her (from around the time she and bill began to now) and it’s very evident that over the years the sparkle and life in her eyes has definitely dimmed. there’s almost like a glaze over them,like a “lights on but no one’s home” kind of look and I know it all too well. She’s either mentally checked out,is disassociating a lot,motherhood is tiring her out or she’s miserable.

I’m not particularly a fan of hers,but as a woman myself that’s very sad to see.

For me it is hard to feel much empathy for a woman who chooses to stay in this situation. She has money and privilege and means to leave if she is that miserable. Unfortunately, she seems to have based her entire identity around being Bill's partner and mother to his children. She has nothing else left for her and she has become very aware of this. It is a corner she backed herself into though. No one is forcing her to stay, I guarantee that. No one made her change her whole life around to orbit Bill. Her family has connections. She has connections. If she is miserable it has all been brought on by her own behavior.

[alidaaudit]

girll there's people who sees bill with another chicks around and kind of sweet dates and all that so in general that's so interesting

i don't know if that's a rumour or truth but alot of different people who live in Stockholm talked about it

I have heard this rumor myself but without proof it is just a rumor.

[alidaaudit]

Do you think A has gotten any plastic surgery done? Cause right now, she always looks like she is surprised, which I think is bcs of facelift (or browlift?) and filler+botox. Not just due to aging.

I saw some old photos of her recently and i was quite shocked, she didn't use to look like this at all. I think she was actually quite pretty. Shame she felt the need to alter her face tho.

I would not be surprised if at this point she has had a facelift (or two). Though I do believe a similar look can be accomplished with just botox and fillers, for now. It is risky to get a facelift before you are 40 or 50 just because when you have them done I believe you have to keep getting them done every 10-15 years and it gets dangerous and expensive.

Older photos of her show that she had much more natural beauty. She could have done well for herself had she decided against injections, especially in her lips and around her eyes. Her face has seemed consistently paralyzed since she started these cosmetic treatments. I would not be shocked if they get worse in the future as she ages even more and attempts to keep her youthful look.

[alidaaudit]

Alida's Post Photo Analysis:

Proximity and Positioning: They're seated side by side in close physical proximity (shoulders nearly touching), which on the surface suggests unity as a couple. However, this echoes the notes' "side-by-side but distant" at events like Nosferatu or Clark. Functional adjacency without overt affection. No leaning in or intertwining; the space between their lower bodies (e.g., legs not crossed toward each other) maintains a subtle barrier.

Attire and Vibe: Matching black leather jackets and formal elements (Bill's tie, Alida's dress-like coat) give a polished, edgy look fitting for a fashion show. This coordination could signal partnership, but it feels performative, aligning with the "functional arrangement" for public image rather than genuine connection, especially given Bill's ultra-privacy and avoidance of naming Alida in interviews.

Facial Expression: Neutral to slightly serious. His lips pressed in a closed-mouth line (not a frown, but only a hint of a smile), eyes gazing straight ahead with a soft focus. Eyebrows are relaxed, but the overall "resting face" aligns with him appearing uncomfortable, or distant. There's a subtle tension in the jaw, which body language experts often associate with restraint or disengagement.

Body Language: Posture is upright and rigid, shoulders squared, left hand resting loosely on his thigh (fingers extended but not clenched), suggesting composure but not relaxation. No gestures toward Alida (e.g., no hand on her knee), reinforcing the patterns of minimal physical contact and mechanical posing. His forward orientation (body and gaze not angled toward her) indicates compartmentalization, as if prioritizing the event over the relationship.

Interaction Cues: Zero eye contact or shared glances. Both stare forward independently, creating an emotional gap despite physical closeness. No mirroring (e.g., matching smiles or postures), which body language typically signals rapport; instead, it's parallel but disconnected, amplifying the notes' "emotionally distant, compartmentalized" read. Subtle tension (e.g., Bill's hand position, Alida's clasped fingers) hints at underlying awkwardness or obligation.

Broader Patterns: This photo exemplifies the post-2019 body language shift. No playful energy like pre-2018 (e.g., cheek-to-cheek NYC walks), but rigid and reserved, similar to the 2019 IT premiere awkward photos or 2022 Clark group spacing. It fuels the consensus: surface stability (shared events, kids) masking potential toxicity (resentment, inertia, privacy conflicts).

[alidahoney]

They look pretty happy in that photo, what do you say?

stop making things up 😂😂

[alidaaudit]

Perhaps you should stop making things up as you are clearly the one in denial here. You must be to run such a pointless stan account.

[alidaaudit]

Can you share any specific details showing how bills distanced himself from alida or expand on why you say that? I know he’s been busy but he has just looked so sad lately, the met was the first time he looked kind of happy.

It has been explained on this blog perfectly well before.

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Any photo or video before she became pregnant in 2019 is nice, cute even, right when she became pregnant it started to go downhill it has only gotten worse from there. You can check yourself by year.

[alidaaudit]

did you see how much happier bill looked at the met gala vs paris? no wonder he took her to paris he didn't even shave it was kind of lazy bc he would never take her to the met! he is so funny.

Met Gala invitations are individual. As in, she would never get invited to The Met. If she does not get an invitation she cannot go. There is no "plus one" for this event. Alida will literally never be important or fashionable enough to ever be invited. Of course he looked happier there too. He looks happy at literally any moment or even that Alida is nowhere near him.