CHARACTERS
WIZZY
SAM
VICTOR
DEE
MASE
ADRIANNA
PAMELA
LUCIE
VANESSA
TASHA
INTRO
*Before Camp at Night*
[The beginning of the first hook of the song "Pull Up" by Wiz Khalifa ft. Lil Uzi Vert plays in the background]
It's a cool summer afternoon in Oceanside, California, as WIZZYGETEM & his four friends (SAM, DEE, VICTOR, & MASE) are riding in WIZZY'S 2016 Ford Fusion on their way to go camping for the weekend. The car is filled with smoke as they hotbox on the way over. The gang is really excited to get out the city & enjoy some open space.
*Car seat arrangement*
Driver: WIZZY
Shotgun: SAM
Left window: VICTOR
Middle: DEE
Right window: MASE
VICTOR: (laughing) Hold up, hold up. Wait a minute! You're telling me that for a million dollars you would let someone shit in your mouth?!
MASE: Aye, think what you want but regardless I would be swimming in money!
SAM: Yeah, and your mouth would be swimming in shit! (Takes hit of the blunt)
Everybody laughs.
WIZZY: (laughs) Fuck that, nigga! You gotta pay me at least 10 million for me to even consider it!
DEE: Please! Wizzy, you'd probably let someone shit on you for the experience!
Everybody laughs again. SAM hands WIZZY the blunt.
WIZZY: (laughs) You got me fucked up, nigga! (Takes a hit) But aye, who's all suppose to be going camping with us? (Takes another hit & passes the blunt to Victor)
SAM: Well there's Adrianna, Pamela, Lucie, and two other girls. I don't really know who.
MASE: Five niggas, five bitches. Perfect.
DEE: Yeah, but what if yours & Wizzy's girls are ugly as fuck though? (Gets blunt from Victor, ashes it out, & takes a hit)
MASE: I wouldn't mind. Ugly bitches suck dick too.
DEE: (exhales smoke) True, but then again you'll be stuck with her for the WHOLE weekend.
MASE: Shit that's right! Man I hope they not ugly! Ugly bitches are needy!
DEE: (chuckles) Here nigga.
MASE takes the blunt & starts blowing O's. WIZZY changes the song to "What" by Playboi Carti & Uno the Activist. WIZZY starts turning up singing the lyrics while dancing like he's the man. SAM starts bobbing his head while moving his arms up in down in different directions near his chest, sometimes repeating his last movement. VICTOR is in the back looking hell of nerdy as he toss his hands up & down looking like one of those inflatable balloons you see in front of car dealerships. DEE & MASE are pretending like they are LeBron & Kyrie (Dee, of course being the college basketball star, was LeBron). The crew is just having a good time. They pull up to a sign that reads "Camping Area: Turn Right".
SAM : We're here.
WIZZY pulls the car into a parking area. The parking lot is medium size with only two cars parked. WIZZY, still turnt to the music, hops out the car & continues dancing. MASE & VICTOR join. DEE & SAM get out the car & look at the three of them act goofy. A white Mercedes C300 Coupe pulls right beside the car. The guys stop dancing.
DEE: That's them. (Waves to them)
The girls get out the car. The driver, ADRIANNA, walks over to SAM with great joy in her face.
ADRIANNA: Hey, baby.
SAM: (romantically smiles back) Hey, gorgeous.
SAM gently gives her a long kiss. The other four walk over together. WIZZY turns off his car. Everybody meets up together, the other couples (DEE-PAMELA, VICTOR-LUCIE) greeting each other with a kiss. The other two girls are very attractive as well as they stand in the background.
ADRIANNA: Guys, this is Vanessa & Tasha.
The guys are liking what they are seeing and they can tell the girls are feeling the same.
VANESSA & TASHA: (smiling) Hi.
WIZZY & MASE: (smiling back) Hey.
VANESSA & TASHA whisper some shit to each other & giggle while MASE daps up WIZZY excited that they aren't stuck with ugly girls.
ADRIANNA : Now that everybody has met everybody lets go find a camping spot.
WIZZY: Sounds good.
SAM: *Famous Dex voice* Lets get it!
Everybody laughs. They all grab out camping equipment from the cars (tents, cooler, food, etc) & head to the woods.
LOCATION: CAMPSITE
The crew arrive in there camp area. There's two logs across from each other with a fireplace spot in the middle surrounded by rocks.
ADRIANNA: This is a nice spot.
SAM: Hell yeah. Aye yo, Vic! You brought yo camera right?
VICTOR: You already know! (Pats his backpack)
ADRIANNA: Let's set up camp.
Time goes by as everybody chats while setting up five tents. Within twenty minutes of struggling to do so they finally manage to get it done.
WIZZY: Whoo! That was a bitch!
TASHA: I feel so disgusting! I'm dripping with sweat! (Goes in her bag & pulls out a rag & starts drying herself off)
PAMELA: So who's going to be in what tent?
SAM: (one arm hugs Adrianna) Well Adrianna & I are sharing one.
VANESSA: I'm sure every couple is going to want to be together so us singles will share a tent.
MASE: Wizzy if I hear you snoring loud as fuck I'm going to set you on fire.
WIZZY: What kind of shit is that?
MASE: It's a warning, nigga. I know you be sounding like Rick Ross sleeping.
WIZZY: Whatever, man.
VICTOR: We should come up with a camp name.
MASE: Yeah! Hmm.. How about.. Camp Wifi (pronounced we-fee)?
SAM: We-fee?
MASE: Yeah. We call it spell it like wifi but just say it different.
WIZZY: I like it.
Everybody else agrees on it. The day goes by as the group smoke a numerous amount of blunts and take some psychedelic drugs (acid & shrooms). Everybody is having a good time with each other chatting while tripping balls. The couples start becoming more intimate with each other. TASHA & MASE have been flirting with each other the whole time & now they're at the point of making out. WIZZY & VANESSA have been talking while everybody else seems to be getting horny.
VANESSA: You want to go for a walk?
WIZZY: Sure.
VANESSA & WIZZY get up as they leave the horny couples at Camp Wifi.
SCENE I - Time With You
LOCATION: LAKE
Its getting dark as WIZZY & VANESSA are by themselves sitting by a lake enjoying each other's company. It's a peaceful night as the only sounds around them are their own chatter & nature itself. WIZZY can't help but to often look at VANESSA. He finds her extremely beautiful. VANESSA smiles as she looks at the moon.
"Time With You" plays
VANESSA: This is nice.
WIZZY: Yeah, it's chill.
VANESSA: What's on your mind right now?
WIZZY: Nothing much. Just like spending time with you.
VANESSA: (blushes) I like being here with you too.
(Pause)
VANESSA: So what do you like doing?
WIZZY: I make music.
VANESSA: Oh really? That's really cool!
WIZZY: Yeah, I've been making music since I was 8 & I'm 22 now.
VANESSA: Wow! That's crazy! Can you sing me something?
WIZZY: Yeah.
WIZZY pauses to think of what to sing.
WIZZY: It's just me & you girl, I can be yo man. It's just me & you girl, embracing this land. It's just me & you girl, enjoying this shit. It's just me & you girl, exploring this trip.
VANESSA: (blushing extremely hard) That was really good!
WIZZY: Thanks! Enough about me though. What do you like doing?
VANESSA: I don't really do much. Just like chilling with my friends & doing photoshoots.
WIZZY: That sounds really cool. I love doing photoshoots. I be feeling like a model.
VANESSA: I know right! It's really fun doing. I've been getting into it more lately, but never really considered myself a model. Just someone who likes getting their photo taken.
WIZZY: Who knows? Maybe one day you could make a living off it.
VANESSA: I can see that happening.
WIZZY: Me too.
WIZZY & VANESSA stare at each other in happiness. She takes WIZZY'S hand & turns back around to glance at the lake.
VANESSA: This really is nice.
WIZZY: It sure is.
(Scene I ends)
SCENE II - The Comfortable Moments of Silence
"The Comfortable Moments of Silence" plays
WIZZY & VANESSA turn back at each other & stare into each other's minds. They both can tell that they are feeling one another a lot. Slowly they both move their faces in closer until their lips are locked tight under the stars.
(The scene is a very romantic one)
After kissing for a good while WIZZY lays down in the grass & VANESSA lays on his chest as they cuddle in silence looking at the stars.
(SCENE II ENDS)
SCENE III - Campfire Sing-a-longs
LOCATION: CAMP WIFI
"Campfire Sing-a-longs" plays
WIZZY & VANESSA walk back to camp as the other companions are around a fire eating smores. SAM just finished rolling up a fat ass Backwood blunt.
SAM: (pats his pants) Aye y'all seen my lighter?
DEE: It's by your foot.
SAM: (looks at his right foot) Where?
DEE: Nigga your other foot!
SAM: (looks at his lift foot) Oh (picks up lighter) ! Got it! (Sparks blunt)
DEE: Oh really now?!
WIZZY & VANESSA sit on the ground in one of the gap between the logs. Everybody is there with all the dudes holding a blunt of their own.
DEE: It's couple's smoke session. Each couple has a blunt to themselves.
MASE: (hugged up on Tasha) Yeah (exhales smoke). There's two many niggas to share just a blunt anyways.
WIZZY: Cool. Toss me my bag yeah, Vic?
VICTOR tosses WIZZY his bag. WIZZY unzips it & pulls out a ziplock bag full of weed. He takes a bunch out.
VANESSA: Can I roll it?
WIZZY: (shocked) Sure. Go for it (hands her a Backwood)
VANESSA: Thanks (takes Backwood & starts unwrapping it). I've been wanting to roll one all day.
WIZZY: Shit, do yo thang then, bae.
VANESSA rolls up a gigantic Backwood.
MASE: Damn! Now that's a dick!
WIZZY & VANESSA laugh. VANESSA tries to give WIZZY the blunt to spark.
WIZZY: Nah, you got it. You rolled it.
SAM: Yeah (holding his blunt in between his fingers). That's how you gotta do things.
VANESSA: Okay. (Sparks blunt)
LUCIE: Is anyone else still tripping balls?
VICTOR: HELL YEAH.
ADRIANNA: Definitely.
WIZZY: I'm lit.
MASE: I can't feel my dick yo.
TASHA: We should go swimming tomorrow.
DEE: We should of went today!
WIZZY: What did y'all even do today besides fuck?
SAM: Not shit! Well, we did do shit, but it was fucking weird.
WIZZY: What happened?
DEE: Mase over here fucking pulled out his dick talking about shit was speaking to him!
WIZZY: (starts laughing) What?!
ADRIANNA: It's true. Even started shaking it screaming "Are you okay?!" at it!
WIZZY bursts into harder laughter.
MASE: Hey! I said I was sorry okay?! I really thought I heard it talking!
WIZZY: (Wipes tears & hits blunt) Oh man. That's too funny.
MASE: Yeah whatever! What did y'all go do?
WIZZY: Nothing. Just chilled by the lake.
MASE: There's a lake out here?!
DEE: Umm... Duh, nigga?
MASE quickly gets up & starts taking off his clothes.
VICTOR: Umm, what are you doing?
MASE continues taking off his clothes until he's only in his boxers.
MASE: Where is it?!
WIZZY: (points east) That-away.
MASE scurries off into the darkness.
MASE: (in the distance) I'm going swimming mother fuckers!
His footprints are no longer close enough to hear.
DEE: Well there goes the first nigga gone. There's a shit ton of us left. He on his own.
VICTOR: Yeah. I'm kinda too high to be running around in the woods at night. I'm a just chill.
Footsteps come stomping up to the camp. It's MASE.
DEE: What happened? I thought you wanted to go swimming.
MASE: Fuck that, nigga! There might be a nigga killa out there. I'm good. (Sits back down next to Tasha)
WIZZY: Just kickback & enjoy the night, man. (Holds blunt in the air) To living life.
The guys hold up their blunts as the girls hold the guys' hand with the blunt in it.
EVERYBODY ELSE: To living life!
SAM: Yo, Vic! Get yo camera, man! Let's take some photos!
VICTOR: Gotcha! (Goes off to get his bag)
WIZZY: (to VANESSA) Let's go stunt on these niggas!
VANESSA: (smiles) Fuck yeah!
WIZZY & VANESSA get up holding hands.
(SCENE III ENDS)
SCENE IV - UNTIL TOMORROW
"Until Tomorrow" plays
It's around 11 o'clock at night. Everybody (those few who took acid (WIZZY, SAM, DEE, PAMELA, & ADRIANNA) are extremely tired but still haven't came down enough yet to go to sleep. The others are heading to bed. WIZZY yawns as he sees VANESSA approach him.
WIZZY: Hey.
VANESSA: Hey. (Sits down by him)
WIZZY: What's up?
VANESSA: I just wanted to say that I'm heading to sleep. I don't know why I sat down right now cause now I don't wanna get back up. (Rest head on WIZZY'S shoulder)
WIZZY: (chuckles) You're a dork.
VANESSA: (sleepy) Yeah, a dork you like.
WIZZY: That's true.
VANESSA: I feel bad for you.
WIZZY: Why is that?
VANESSA: Because you're going to be up for awhile & you look hella tired.
WIZZY: Eh. I'll be fine. Just will trip out some more. Maybe write a song.
VANESSA: Well I would never want to hold a master at his work so I'm going to head to bed now. (Kisses WIZZY on the cheek) Good night, Wizzy. (Gets up)
WIZZY: My name is Juwan. You can call me that if you like that more.
VANESSA: (smiles) Good night, Juwan. I'll see you tomorrow.
WIZZY: See ya.
VANESSA walks away.
THE END
