Memes are fun and all, but the Storm Area 51 meme has unfortunately landed some people in some serious trouble/danger.
Although most people know it's a joke, this past Tuesday saw a few people attempt to break into area 51 as well as the EIHA facility. Here's the outcome of that:
Denise Kelly, 28, made it in without initially alerting the guards. She decided to venture in to our delicate brood-sac room. A room that no one is ever meant to enter. This room contains a wealth of eggs from various alien species. The presence of a fertile female in the room will immediately wake them all up, and that's exactly what happened. Although Denise was only impregnated with non-lethal breeds, the problem was that she was impregnated by 57 breeds at once. As you can imagine, that posed a bit of a spacing dilemma with them.
As soon as Denise had entered the room, our alarm sounded, but by the time we got there she was already in the state you can see in the picture. She was wearing profusely, moaning loudly, and thick blue veins had erupted all over her belly. Through her pained breaths she attempted to call for help, but it was far too late for her, a second later she split open, gushing a tonne of alien embryos all over the floor.
Next there was Susan Wells, who managed to get herself impregnated with multiple experimental breeds. This caused her belly to swell with a huge amount of alien amniotic fluid. Luckily we managed to get to her in time, and have been draining her belly as fast as we can. Susan, however, is in a near vegetive state, as the amount of alien chemicals attempting to influence her mind and body are overwhelming her physiology. Despite our instant care of her, it's unlikely she'll make it.
Rachel Bowman managed to escape the compound again after getting impregnated. She later proudly posted her enlarged body on social media, boasting of her alien motherhood. Even though the breed she got impregnated with isn't the most dangerous, it still poses a threat to society if she births it in the wild. A team has been sent out to track her down from these posts.
Ellie Holden was another escapee who managed to get herself impregnated with our newly formed, very rare, Armistus embryo. Armistus is a very hard alien to find or synthesise and releasing one has set our research back months. Armistus enjoys a strong, testosterone-fuelled host, so what will likely happen in the coming weeks is, Ellie will work out excessively and become extremely strong and muscled. It is important our team finds her before she becomes too difficult to contain.
Some people escaped without realising they'd gotten impregnated. Some aliens have an offset reaction and don't trigger until days later. This happened to Kenya Minto, a college student who travelled in to participate in the raid. She thought it would be a funny thing to do for clout, but the day after she left she began to feel these strange sensations in her lower belly. Like Rachel, Kenya documented this on social media, although she was clearly a lot more worried than Rachel was. Kenya had begun to hear from her friends that they were experiencing strange sensations and swelling. As soon as Kenya's belly started swelling, she snapped an anxious pic and posted to Snapchat.
All these surviving girls are being tracked down. You can send an ask to the page if you'd like to know the updates on them.