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Delicious Puns
Alison: Apparently, since she doesn't have insurance, we can't eat her cake. Pam: It's cake. What needs insurance? Alison: Liability insurance. In case someone dies from eating your cake? Pam: We are far too litigious. Alison: I know, it's ridiculous. We're litigating cake. Pam: TORTS!
Going Green
Alison: Also, what is this weather?? Victoria: For some reason, I actually really like weather like this. I like cool humidity. I'm like a fern or something.
Practical Partying
Alison: I GOT THE INTERVIEW! Karin: YAY!!!!!! CONGRATS!!!! ::parade:: Alison: Aw, a parade!
Karin: ::dances:: Alison: Ooh, a dancing parade!
Karin: ::confetti:: Alison: WHOA.
Karin: Too much?
Alison: There is confetti EVERYWHERE. Who is going to clean this up? Karin: ::maintenance men::
Thursday Festivities
"Almost Friday! Almost Friday! This calls for a bagel!" - Kristin
We Work Hard at Penn
"I was cleaning my database; I have no time for workplace nudity," - Pam
Philosophical Job Pondering
Victoria: It's kind of a weird thing, really. I totally understand why recruiters exist, but I feel like I'm getting something for free, and it feels weird. Because I'm getting career advice and someone who will help me find a job... for free.
Me: What if it was your job to get other people jobs? That's a weird job. How very meta.
Victoria: What if a recruiter helped you get a job as a recruiter? Me: Whoa. Mind? Blown.
Victoria: This is why we shouldn't smoke pot.
Similes for the Internet Age
Me: ARRA! I miss you. Rachelle: I miss you, too! Me: We are like ships passing in the night. Rachelle: We're more like raccoons on the internet... Me: That sounds like a band name...
Fact: There's nothing that happens early in the morning that wouldn't be better or make more sense if instead it happened later in the morning.
Rachelle, of By The List fame
Freudian Slip?
Friend: I was like, "It hurts when I pee and I'm itchy," and they were like, that's nice. Me: Ugh, you need a new gynecologist. These people are friggin' incontinent. Friend: LOL. Me: Oh my God, I meant INCOMPETENT. Your doctors aren't peeing themselves. Friend: Well... maybe they are...?
SAS Puns
Note: SAS is a statistical analysis package that lots of people use to... analyze statistics. Pam: At least you have SAS. Alison: Yours still isn't working? Pam: Nope. I ran out of things to do. Alison: Well, I'll be merging four databases tomorrow. With 300+ records each. Pam: I'm so jealous. Alison: Well, come online and help. Since I will be having a meltdown. Pam: I guess the SAS is always greener on the other side...
Those Don't Exist
Victoria: I just found a recipe for buffalo goat cheese balls on Pinterest. Holy Jesus.
Alison: OMG, let's do that. Wait... what's a buffalo goat?
::pause::
Alison: OH! Buffalo FLAVOR. That makes more sense. I was like, where does buffalo goat cheese come from? Buffalo goats, obviously.
Slow on the Uptake
Scene: Ken and I are driving home from NY and the person in front of us was driving... like a jerk.
Ken: Do they even know what they're doing? Alison: They're from Delaware, they have no clue. They are not even aware. Ken: They're not even Del-aware.
::silence::
Alison: HA. I get it. ::Ken shakes head::
On Facebook Comments
Julie: I limited it to a one-word response instead of "Who is this douche-canoe and why is he throwing a fax hissy on your status?".
She has class. :)
My favorite from Biostatistics Ryan Gosling!
I have too many vowels. All I can make is the sound a cat makes when you step on it.
- Victoria, lamenting her Words with Friends problems
What's in a Name?
Alison: So, her mom invited me to her engagement party... but she spelled my name "A-L-L-Y-S-O-N". That's a new one.
Victoria: Special. That literally could not be further from the correct spelling... unless she had a stroke and spelled it "J-E-N-N-Y".
If Constance and I Ruled the World
Constance: See, I say if you smoke, you can't use Medicare/caid.But I'm a bitch, lol. Alison: No, I'd go with that. If you're on drugs, no unemployment. If you smoke, no Medicaid. Constance: Or if you're on drugs... because crack probably is as detrimental to your health as it is to your employment status.
Probably.