Billy

(Billy Loomis [Scream] Rp account)

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

"Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative."

[What If AU where Stu and Billy's plan worked]

Hey, I'm Billy Loomis. Yes, like one of the survivors of Woodsboro. No, I don't wanna talk about it. I'm just tryna live a normal life, here, kay?

After everything I graduated- moved out, got away. I'm at college now, it's cool, I guess. Psychology is a very interesting subject to study.

I'm rooming with my buddy Stu. He's all I've got, now.

I guess I'll accept asks about stuff, if anyone's interested.

Oh- He/Him pronouns, I think is what I'm sposed to say. And sexuality is none of your fucking business.

[ooc under cut]

Hello hellooo :) Admins name is Will, use any pronouns but She/Her for me, please!!

So this AU is pretty simple- the plan worked out, Stu made sure Gale was dead, they killed Sidney and framed her dad perfectly and escaped with no suspicion. They both graduated and ran away to college together, moving to a totally different state where no one knows them.

Oh also Stuilly canon but we knew that!

Tagging system:

#☎️ dialling... : Asks

#Caller ID: Loomis : Text posts

I'm fine with anyone interacting from any accounts! Just have fun :)

#Caller ID: [name] : Asks from specific people

#Caller ID: None : Anon asks

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Trouble in paradise, Loomis? How the hell did you get puppy incarnate Stu Macher mad at you????

@murder-in-the-court

You again. Don't phrase it like that, weirdo. He got pissy but he's fine now, he's never really been mad at me

[murder-in-the-court]

Are you sure about that? You're the one who said he was in the dog house.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Turn of phrase. Stu and I have been through a lot together, he's never been mad.

[murder-in-the-court]

Depends on the type of mad we're talking about. Mad as in angry or mad as in insane?

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Either. I mean- Stu's crazy all the time, you know him. But he's always been good with me, no matter what

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Trouble in paradise, Loomis? How the hell did you get puppy incarnate Stu Macher mad at you????

@murder-in-the-court

You again. Don't phrase it like that, weirdo. He got pissy but he's fine now, he's never really been mad at me

[murder-in-the-court]

Are you sure about that? You're the one who said he was in the dog house.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Turn of phrase. Stu and I have been through a lot together, he's never been mad.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Trouble in paradise, Loomis? How the hell did you get puppy incarnate Stu Macher mad at you????

@murder-in-the-court

You again. Don't phrase it like that, weirdo. He got pissy but he's fine now, he's never really been mad at me

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Stu's got so much useless trash that I've started just slowly chucking it all out and seeing how long it'll take him to notice. Two months in and either he's just accepted it or he's dumber than I thought.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Ok so he noticed and I'm totally screwed. How the hell am I in the doghouse with the guy who's literally like if an puppy were a person.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Whats the best snuff film you've ever seen?

Guinea pig 2, hands down. Got some good memories of watching that

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Stu's got so much useless trash that I've started just slowly chucking it all out and seeing how long it'll take him to notice. Two months in and either he's just accepted it or he's dumber than I thought.

[art1stxsl4sh]

i aint putting my signature on ts dawg they'll put me down💔💔💔💔

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

What the fuck is this shit.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Hypothetically speaking, if I gave you $50 would you stab me? Asking for a friend :)

@murder-in-the-court

For you, Court? I'd do it for free.

Hypothetically. If I were to stab anyone. Which I never would do. Due to my immense trauma from my girlfriends dad being a psycho killer.

[murder-in-the-court]

Right. Immense trauma. So, you'd stab me for free? Really? :D

So why didn't you?

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Why are you so eager to get stabbed, crazy?

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Gay boy where have yiu beereeenn

Sick. Call me a homo one more fucking time and see what happens.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Hypothetically speaking, if I gave you $50 would you stab me? Asking for a friend :)

@murder-in-the-court

For you, Court? I'd do it for free.

Hypothetically. If I were to stab anyone. Which I never would do. Due to my immense trauma from my girlfriends dad being a psycho killer.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Been knocked out with the flu all week. Means I missed a test that I gotta make up for, which sucks. Gonna be catching up on asks and shit now, though.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

What do you think about all the modern horror?

The more brutal kills and the psychological stuff, the analogue horror, that kinda thing? I personally think it's gotten a bit too serious to be entertaining anymore.

-@small-town-coffee-geek

I kinda like it, but it's hit and miss. If a horror movie takes itself too seriously then it can either be something fucking awesome like Silence of the Lambs or something stupid like Pledge Night

I dont think it being serious takes away from it being entertaining, though

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

What service would you recommend watching Psycho on? Can't find it anywhere On Demand and I know certain services cut down movies.

It's on my watch list and I can't find it ANYWHERE.

@small-town-coffee-geek

Uhh I dunno dude- I just rent the VHS from blockbuster, it's on like semi regularly on TV, though

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

What's your favorite scary movie?

@murder-in-the-court

Ive already answered this- psycho.

[murder-in-the-court]

And? Are you gonna ask mine? Let's have a conversation. A totally normal, original conversation.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Alright then, what's your favourite scary movie?

[murder-in-the-court]

The Wizard of Oz. Traumatized me as a kid.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Seriously? Over actual scary movies like- nightmare on elm street? Halloween?

[murder-in-the-court]

Listen! It's scary! The Wizard of Oz is nightmare fuel. Anyways, uhh, you got a boyfriend? For a project, I'm supposed to ask people questions like an interview.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Yeah alright man....

And I'm not a fuckin homo.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

What's your favorite scary movie?

@murder-in-the-court

Ive already answered this- psycho.

[murder-in-the-court]

And? Are you gonna ask mine? Let's have a conversation. A totally normal, original conversation.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Alright then, what's your favourite scary movie?

[murder-in-the-court]

The Wizard of Oz. Traumatized me as a kid.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Seriously? Over actual scary movies like- nightmare on elm street? Halloween?

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

What's your favorite scary movie?

@murder-in-the-court

Ive already answered this- psycho.

[murder-in-the-court]

And? Are you gonna ask mine? Let's have a conversation. A totally normal, original conversation.

[alittle-mad-sometimes]

Alright then, what's your favourite scary movie?