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Ellie/Ellisa ll 16 going on 17 (Or that's what I'm told) ll England (I'm informed of it, but not convinced. Further study is needed.) ll Bit of a nut Me gusta: Ducklings, Castiel, Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur, Misha Collins' face, Glee, Supernatural, Taylor Swift, Batman, The Vampire Diaries, Gossip Girl, Harry Potter, Joesph Morgan, The Hunger Games.

[ravipanikar]

[sandandglass]

Don’t Forget: Donald Trump Wants To Bang His Daughter

[socialjusticesummoner]

Jesus fucking Christ

[whatbigotspost]

Sadly, telling my father in law about this WAS the one thing that finally made him dislike Trump a few months back.

[klauslittlewolf]

This is disgusting

[laurelsalexis]

[alittlebirdietweets]

@sicklyscribe: could he mean *puts on sunglasses* deduction? 

[niklausroyals]

[alittlebirdietweets]

Yusuf and Leah on #TheOriginals set. - behind the scenes

sicklyscribe: 221b royal street duo!

[showgirlsteve-blog]

Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)

[theactorsjourney-deactivated201]

The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”

[crystalsoulslayer]

#he’s screaming #help me

[spattergroit101]

[phurlz-deactivated20170629]

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

[quirkilicious]

I want everyone to know that just about every gag in this show is this funny. It’s that fucking good.

[kickdoutofthehood]

Man I would love to see someone cosplay play this…

[reeferbabiie-deactivated2015060]

idk how I got that arm hair to look so sad, but I did it

[sekai-bitch]

Travel sized bob awe

[filthylinen-deactivated20181130]

STOP FOLLOWING ME IN FRONT!

[fiyeroooooo]

I laughed so hard I almost choked.

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.

[castiel--for--king]

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

stop applying american standards to other countries 2k15

[vilebaphomet]

i can see it now. dave and the lads are out for a cheeky nandos when govey, the absolute legend, comes up with an absolutely banterous idea: scrapping the human rights act. dave’s creasing himself, iain’s stopped cutting benefits for one sec to chant “LAD LAD LAD”, and BoJo, confused, wanders off into traffic and ends up breaking his legs. they run off to NHS to sort him out but they can’t get into A&E because the queue’s too big. they’re about to start getting rowdy until they all remember they’re toffs and walk off to a BUPA clinic while laughing at all the poor people still lining up. dave stops along the way to burn a £50 note in front of homeless man, for old time’s sake.

[targaryenhouse]

Who is innocent? Maybe all of you are, maybe none of you are. Maybe I should let the d r a g o n s decide.

[animusrox]

If you step out that door, you’re an Avenger.

[milesedgworth]

[ahsokasshoto]

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

[mymompickedthisurl-deactivated2]

I love that Barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant

“Hahahaha women do laundry, right John?  You with me, John?” ”Don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian.”

[solarbird]

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

[stunningpicture]

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

[basicmom]

why do americans freak out over us canadians having bagged milk

[heartshapedmoistvagina]

WHO THE FUCK BAGS MILK

[basicmom]

WHO THE FUCK BRINGS GUNS INTO WALMART

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

yeah that’s fair