Pseudo Plausible Studio

Hello. I'm Max Labrador. I enjoy food, computers, movies, and television. Especially when combined.

[ilovefrog-deactivated20150414]

[alittlegap]

I didn't like Parks and Rec when I first started watching it.  But it was this scene that turned me; how she handled realizing how big she screwed up and just crumpling into a messy heap.  I just went, "Oh shit that's me".

[musashi]

thoughts on the friendzone

when i was 5 years old my best friend was a boy named kyle who didn’t know how to knock on doors so he made dinosaur noises outside my window to wake me up in the summer until i demonstrated how to ball his fists and slam them against my doors.  we collected caterpillars in my trailer park and built them houses while we traded pokemon cards.  he wasn’t the only one.  there was ben, and mitch, and noah—but kyle’s the only one who hurt me, because when he tried to kiss me and i asked him why, he told me “because you’re a boy and i’m a girl, shouldn’t we like each other?"

i missed him so much and i wondered why he couldn’t just be my friend like he always was

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[highstonliggetts-blog]

is this cast even real

[wilwheaton]

Misha told me that they have so much fun on the set, the main note they get from the network is something like, “if you could just stop making each other laugh during takes and actually finish the scene, that would be great." Felicia confirmed this. I sure would love to work with these guys.

[shockingblankets]

not dead masterpost, incase you wanted to see them all in one place. <3

[catpissneverclean]

[catpissneverclean]

[kissthefuture]

[crouchjrarchive-deactivated2013]

[tsukiyamo]

“Want a sugar cube? […] They’re supposed to be for the horses, but who cares? They’ve got years to eat sugar, whereas you and I … well, if we see something sweet we better grab it quick. […] You’re absolutely terrifying me in that get-up. What happened to the pretty little-girl dresses?”

[iraffiruse]

[thosetwodeadboys]

[mossomness]

The Denisof Halloweens over the years. : )

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[sandandglass]

[sdokh]

[alittlegap]

What's Doctor Who about?

What my friend asked: What's Doctor Who about?

What I said: It's about an alien named "The Doctor" who travels though time in a spaceship that looks like a police telephone box, who saves people and other aliens with the help of his companions and a tool called a "sonic screwdriver."

What I meant: IT'S ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND BRAVERY AND LOVE AND LOSS, AND LIFE AND DEATH AND FORGIVENESS AND GUILT, AND BEING HUMAN AND BEING LESS THAN HUMAN AND SOMETIMES A BIT MORE THAN HUMAN, SKILL AND INTELLECT AND SOMETIMES A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, FINDING THE EXTRAORDINARY IN THE SEEMINGLY ORDINARY, LOOKING UP AT THE NIGHT SKY AND REALIZING YOU'RE PART OF AN IMPOSSIBLY BEAUTIFUL AND MYSTERIOUS UNIVERSE AND THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS NO MATTER HOW CLEVER YOU ARE. IT'S ABOUT LOOKING INSIDE YOURSELF AND REALIZING YOU'RE FAR GREATER THAN THE EXTERNAL CONDITIONS OF YOUR LIFE: YOU'RE NOT A SHOPGIRL, YOU'RE NOT A SUCCESSFUL MEDICAL DOCTOR, YOU'RE NOT A TEMP, YOU'RE NOT A LITTLE GIRL WHO NEEDS TO GROW UP OR A BOY THAT THINKS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE COULD HAVE DONE BETTER. YOU'RE THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN CREATION AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU'RE THE MOST INSIGNIFICANT THING IN THE WORLD, AND HAVING THE ABILITY TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE TWO AT ANY GIVEN TIME IS FANTASTIC. IT'S ABOUT EMBRACING YOUR INNER DARKNESS SO THAT YOU CAN STAND IN THE LIGHT OF YOUR TRUTH. IT'S ABOUT HAVING THE GUTS TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT EVEN WHEN EVERYONE ELSE JUST RUNS AWAY.

[alittlegap]

person: so do you watch any tv shows?

me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation