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[fyesthesavior]

365 days of emma swan: day 225

[freyae-deactivated20180114]

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

And how should I be smarter? By listening to you? Would that be so terrible?

[camera-dolly]

I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot “promote criminal activities” and fucking hell every name I can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like fucking hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I’d like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work

[swarnpert]

this is my son, rob

[allamericansbitch]

I’ve accepted the fact that I’m a huge physical disappointment in reality.

[bootycap]

chris pine is having a rough weekend

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

otp meme: seasons [2/2]→ season 6

It was hardly love at first sight. But things changed, we changed. Look, we made each other better. Emma and I were never a predestined love story, guaranteed a happy ending. We fought for our love and we won.

[highstonliggetts-blog]

… But what the fuck happened to Gendry?

everyone (via highstonliggetts)

still fucking relevant three seasons later honestly where the fuck is gendry

(via highstonliggetts)

s7 edit: WELL WOULD YOU FUCKING LOOK AT THAT

[tomshardy]

someone: i like chris

me:

[highstonliggetts-blog]

ask me if I give a fUCK

i say FUCK NO

[rosetylecr]

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[tastefullyoffensive]

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear booty shorts. (via anguyenballer)

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[kriiator]

And translated back into Bogan Australian: ‘Oi mate if you’re comin’ to Straya I reckon you’re better off watchin’ out for that cunt Dane in the Bintang singlet ‘cause he’ll king hit ya sooner than a fuckin’ red back bites ya in the ass.’

[madaboutasoiaf]

1.02 // 5.05

[allisonexplainsitall]

[heyholden]

November 1st

[ferret-with-a-knife]

December 1st

[redlance]

This is my new favourite post on the entire internet

[6-as-above-so-below-9-deactivat]

Horror Film Taglines Replaced With Pornhub Comments

by TechnicallyRon

[timberlinelodge]

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

[valerie-an]

do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”