Aleksei's Trash House

They/Them, Autism, Angst, bad jokes, cutesy aesthetics, polyamory, queer af

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[evelovesfighting]

Oh thank fuck I’m on time

[evelovesfighting]

I am a bastion of consistency

[thememedaddy]

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[crowdrinkingcoffee]

ayyyyyy, shoutout to bunnings stocking a colour called “ace of spades” for giving me this idea

[silvermoon424]

As an ace this is the only time "you just haven't met the right person yet" has made me laugh lmaoooo

[seven-winged-liar]

everyone start posting your favorite vegetable unless its peas

[our-trans-punk-experience]

in the absence of ao3 I think we should go become tattoo artists, flowershop owners, students, members of a band, long term rivals, coworkers, or get selected for a politically advantageous arranged marriage.

Let's take this shit to the streets

[just-solaris-here]

my wife (ao3) has been recovering from surgery (mantantence) yet as I visted her in the hospital the receptionist (internet) wouldn't let me see her. The doctor (tumblr trending tab) told me that thereve been complications. Her body is responding negatively to the pain medications. I worry for her life...

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[your-fave-hates-ai]

YOU

YOU HATE AI !!

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[dogpuppy]

[lokis-bitter-ghost]

do you guys know about scp 426 bc i swear it is my favorite thing on planet earth

like is that not so funny

[robichuwu]

[theonlyleftydesk]

Now, see, if the OP had commissioned a real artist, they could have asked the artist give the gnome some cake so big no room could contain it. A real dump truck. A badonkadonk, if you will. A truly Callipygean derriére.

Instead, the feeble machine can only offer platitudes. Shameful...

[the-haiku-bot]

Instead, the feeble

machine can only offer

platitudes. Shameful…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lyricwritesprose]

Oh, not you, haiku

We respect haiku bot here

You're doing your best

[shamebats]

Cats getting caught doing crimes

[flipocrite]

it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:

I know what I am doing is wrong

I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong

If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

[ow-my-zock-and-zalls]

Smutty fanfiction is so great, I wish sexual attraction was real

[thedankmemes]

[2700k-moogie]