Memetastic memes

cis he/him, straight, 33, Prog as fuck, and other dumb shit

[sluttierkewchi]

Him: im about to cum. Where do you wan-

Me: *lock legs around him*

[ilurvyer]

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

Movements - Daylily

[jackisreallycool]

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

[fake-innocence-deactivated20220]

Me and you in a photo booth, but my dick is in your mouth?

[mxltenchxcxlate]

wanna see how many loads it takes to fill you up? for science 🧪

[951019]

[silence-slithers-inside-again]

[kill-kishi]

violent sex with my soulmate

[spadessofdeaths]

Girls be like "i'm shy" then proceed to wrap their legs around you when you're about to breed them 🖤

[desplies-deactivated20220913]

[through-a-dirty-lens]

Girlfriend that sends nudes from work 🤝 Boyfriend that takes a bathroom break to jerk off

[bitchycode]

“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement

[tteokdoroki]

“there’s my girl.” every time you walk into a room or rest your cheek on his thigh or cum for him or whatever

[still-trying-to-be-horny]

Girls with pretty eyes and a bad attitude don't get spanked, they get slapped in the face so we can enjoy watching those big beautiful doe eyes tear up.

[thoughtcascades]

i’m tired of pretending i don’t crave being wanted like a drug

[cowgirlantics]

laughing during sex is really cute