Women’s Rights a Satirical Essay
With the recent election of a new President many problems have arisen. Protests have surfaced across the country and Women’s Rights is one of them. Women’s Rights is a massive problem faced around the world. The idea that men and women should be equal caused this massive protest. Women are parading down streets, calling for equality, and we need to do something about it. The constant complaining over making 21 cents less than us is a constant burden, at least they are getting paid. Instead of wasting our time trying to create laws that allow women and men to be equal, one law should be created removing all of their rights. In a world run by men, women aren’t a necessity in achieving success for our country. 50.8% of the current population is female and they are taking jobs and cluttering our schools.
Women are needed for one main role, producing potential male offspring. So why are we allowing them to take our jobs? By creating a single law removing all rights from females the problem of “Women’s Rights” will be solved. With this plan, women will be able to perform their sole duty while also providing free labor to help the economy. Through extensive research of both sides of the argument I have concluded that removing women’s rights would be the best option for not only the economy but for population, pollution, and reducing debt.
Not only is this plan in favor of the Americans, the steps to implement this plan are simple. The government will first take action by ratifying a single amendment to the constitution that repeals the 19th amendment, which allows women to vote, and removes all rights from women.
Next, women will be gathered and placed in temporary facilities in the Great Basin Desert. Materials from their previous homes will be reused, allowing them to build their own shelter. This in turn reduces the cost the government uses to spends on this plan. Women will then begin to work in factories producing free labor.
Of the 125.9 million women in America, 1% will be transported to Washington D.C. to be used as propaganda. This propaganda will keep us from wars with those who disagree and brainwash the citizens of America. Another reason to use propaganda is to keep the appearance of a free nation so refugees and immigrants will be attracted to America and placed into the newly formed system.
The final step is to sell women off to be used a sexual companion, housemaids, child bearers, specific workers for certain companies, and caretakers of the male children. Female children will be housed with the other females until they are old enough to be sold off.
The advantages to this plan begin with the issue of Women’s Rights. With the removal of rights form all women, the problems of maternity leave, protection for pregnant women, and equal pay will be erased. Women will be seen as valuable property when pregnant so no harm will come her way with the possibility of a male child to add to this male run world or a new female child to add to the labor force. A pregnant woman’s job would be simple house work until the baby arrives and she will then be used as a caretaker if the child is male or return to work if the child is female. Women will all have no income and therefore will have equal pay with each other and be paid in a means of survival.
Over population problems will in turn also solve itself. With the removal of half the population, previously owned land will free up.
With less people, pollution will also follow suit and decrease. CO2 emission will decrease from the reduced population due to the lower demand in transportation.
Money will also be circulating within America from the selling of the women and female children. Debt will slowly diminish with labor cost being free since women do not have rights and will not be paid. Women will also no longer contribute to debt through overspending when shopping because they would not have access to money.
Companies will slowly abandon offshoring and move back to America to produce their products, through free labor from the enslaved women. Previous factory workers will be offered new jobs as supervisors of the women, and “Made in America” products will skyrocket.
Men will no longer have to compete for positions in schools and jobs because women will not have access to them. Companies also wouldn’t lose money paying a woman on maternity leave and a man wouldn’t need paternity leave with the ability to buy a woman and allow her to care for the child while the man works. Men will also be allowed to learn to their full potential without females distracting them with their bare shoulders, colored hair, and skin from those ripped jeans.
Of course we could always allow a woman to have equal pay and education, remove taxes from things they need like pads and tampons, give a woman control over her own body, and support victims of rape and violence but that would be too complicated. America is a busy country and can’t be bothered with such trivial complaints.
Many arguments can be formed against this plan but in the end this plan could help America succeed. The question on whether this plan is moral or not can be used as a counterargument to this plan. The fact that Native Americans have been shoved onto reservations and African Americans sold into slavery shows that we are in fact capable of implementing this plan under and consider it moral. Another counter-argument is that women would be too hard to handle. Women are the weak sex and with the opening of new positions as supervisors from previous factory workers, women will be no problem for us males to handle. Land also is a resource that many would say this plan will waste. By using deserts and lands that no one inhabits, no land that is being used currently will be wasted. Finally, many would be concerned on how the females would receive their food and water. The government will not spend a penny when dealing with this issue. A small plot of land can be used to grow food for the females when they work for companies and individuals, similar to what slaves did a few centuries ago. This plan could only help America. By solving many issues such as overpopulation, pollution, debt and women’s rights issues, this couldn’t be a more perfect plan.
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