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Nothing too weird (hopfully)

[krakenteacups]

[gumi-megpoidd]

i feel like youre faking being trans and are actually a cis girl

??? ive posted my penis?

[gumi-megpoidd]

I DID NOT PLAGIARIZE MY PENIS????

[nutongzhi]

[qin-shi-huang-di]

Hi, do you have the

Just curious :3c

OF COURSE I HAVE THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN!

IT'S RIGHT HERE--

[qin-shi-huang-di]

HANG ON A SECOND, IT’S RIGHT HERE

[qin-shi-huang-di]

BY HEAVEN THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

what’s up youtube it’s ya boy liu bang. today we’re speedrunning the unification of china. to start, i picked up this sick mandate. now, some of you may be familiar with this bad boy —

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuckkkk man not the SERIAL UNALIVER

[gothellewoods]

Glad the notes are all in agreement

[zeetannas]

people who say they think female characters are fundamentally uninteresting are genuinely the weakest links to me like if you cant even make yourself care about a FICTIONAL woman u kind of need to die slow

[kosmogrl]

[berrystumpytail]

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

[sourcreammachine]

look upon my sons and despair

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[rain-droplet]

even you

[hufflepuffharukananase]

Even me

[tamamita]

[fiore-firelily]

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

[infinity-squared-comics]

Yudias: *using Eye Beam Laser Blast to cook Hot Dog*

Yuya: that looks fun, I wanna try

Yuya: *beam attacks his hot dog, reducing it to a pile of ash*

Yuya:

Yuya: I think I broke it :(

[infinity-squared-comics]

Me: Hey Shulk, which key do I use to bring up commands again?

The disembodied spirit of Shulk Xenoblade who has been separated from his timeline and trapped in a crystal that I keep at my desk until we find a way to reverse it: This is the third time you've made that joke you know.

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[neomedievalist]