✨🔪Intro🔪✨
Hello, humans (if y’all are even human (who am I to judge?))
Name: the one and only Barty Crouch jr, babes, but call me yours *winks*
Hogwarts House: this dude’s a Ravenclaw (I mean, what did you expect? In all modesty, I’m a genius)
Things I like: my darling Evvie poo, Reggie, causing ✨C H A O S✨ because why not, and last but not least pissing my dearest father off
Things I don’t like: liars (assume your shit, peeps), my father (duh)
About ✨me✨: I’m a VERY dramatic bitch, don’t hurt me (or my friends) or Reggie will murder you (nah but fr he scares me sometimes (not that I don’t enjoy it ;3)), I’m pansexuals, bitches (kitchen utensils (especially knives) are hot af, what can I say)
Life Motto: “live fast, die young”
MY BITCHEEEES:
Evvie darling (an eternity with you is still too short) : @guns-n-rosier
Reggie poo (my emo baby) : @a-drowned-poet
Dora sweety (the goat) : @panda-reads-your-death
Cas (luv u) : @dor-meadowes
Mary (she gets cranky when I forget her) : @mary-queen-of-hearts
OTHERS:
Reggie’s brother: @who-let-the-dog-out
Reggie’s brother’s hot friend: @seeking-sun-stags
Reggie’s brother’s nice friend: @super-silly-petey
Reggie’s brother’s other friend
The Redhead™: @a-field-of-lilies
Cool girl: @marlsboro-mckn
Boy version of Dora: @xenophilocalistt
Greasy bitch: @the-halfblood-prince-of-hogwarts
@marauders-and-co
