that whole thing with the duck

fangirl nonsense ao3: tornyourdress (paranoidkitten)

[thatwholethingwiththeduck]

pinned post thing

Wilson: "I’m not going to the bachelor party. Every time I go to one of your parties, I end up embarrassing myself in some new and unexpected way."

House: "That whole thing with the duck was hardly unexpected."

(House MD, ep 5x22)

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fanfiction at a03 (all fandoms)

my house md fic arranged by season/timeline (mostly hilson)

hilson fic recs (other people's fic)

currently mixing the medicine drug with: gay hockey players, spaceship franchises 1966-present, and other assorted media

[free-my-mindd]

[heatedrivalrysource]

via Tiffany & Co.

House ambassador Connor Storrie is all smiles in Blue Book 2026: Hidden Garden. Connor wears a magnificent brooch from the Paradise Bird chapter of the new collection. A mesmerizing showcase of extraordinary gemstones prized for their rarity and beauty, this brooch features a remarkable oval cabochon unenhanced spessartine of over 66 carats along with sapphires, chrysoprases, blue spinels, fire opals and diamonds. He completes his look with a Jean Schlumberger by Tiffany Stitches diamond ring and Sixteen Stone by Tiffany earrings and rings.

[vulturevanity]

I think we need to kill the sentiment that people lose their right to personhood once they do something bad enough

[vulturevanity]

I don't know who needs to hear this but you need to stop dehumanising people even if those people are "abusers" or "creeps" because you need to understand that you are not immune to doing something equally as bad

Abusers and creeps are not some species of especially heinous animal or alien or monster wearing the face of a human. They're people. And you NEED to drill it into your head that they are people because you NEED to remember that people are capable of doingn heinous shit. And you are a person. And your loved ones are people.

By emotionally classifying people who have done heinous things as subhuman filth incapable of thinking and feeling and acting just like you and me, and by using that emotional dehumanization as a reason to deny those people any compassion or support on a systemic level, you risk becoming blind to abuse/violence perpetrated by someone close to you or even yourself. Because if "abusers don't deserve rights", then you won't ever want to admit or accept that you or a loved one is perpetrating abuse, and that makes stopping the abuse or preventing further abuse much harder. This is how you end up excuaing abusive behaviour on the grounds that, since you don't see someone as a disgusting subhuman pile of garbage therefore they can't possibly be An Abuser, Trademark

[vulturevanity]

And here'a the even harder pill to swallow: since the world isn't split into "abusers" and "good people", in the same way you or someone you love can inflict abuse/violence on others, the people who HAVE inflicted abuse/violence on others can, in fact, change and become better people

There is no bottomless chasm of moral uncleanliness that someone can run off and fall into and get stuck in forever. People can do better. Yes, even those people. You HAVE to accept this. Otherwise not only is there no motivation for anyone to try and do better (which is when people become stuck in a cycle of violence and abuse they don't want to escape), but your idea of a perfect justice system doesn't look any different from Literal Christian Hell. And I HOPE you understand that Literal Christian Hell is, to put it very lightly, not a good justice system.

[eddiegayass]

Okay.

[thatwholethingwiththeduck]

In the year of our lord 2024 I wrote a lot of fanfiction about these stupid medical malpractice guys. Then 2025 happened and I... did not stop. And here we are.

It seemed easier to note the ones that weren't Hilson.

post-series

He Wants

Dying Men 

Suspicious

Favor 

Cocktails 

The Sixth Stage

pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

eternal themes 

One More Story

Happy [stacy/cuddy]

The Open Road

Declarations 

a thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices

(you get what you need)

and when my time is up, have i done enough? 

gotta have faith 

season 8

the drinks always have subtext

depends on how much you have to drink

gallus gallus homosexuales

House Hunting

season 7

Ten Days

He'd Know 

(He'd want to be left alone) [gen]

between pain and not 

season 6

absolution

Wonder

Manly Heterosexual Beers

Third Wheel

Regular Friendship

Couch Politics

star anise with caramelized onions

cures for insomnia 

Set The Date 

Rings

the secret sits in the middle and knows 

your slightest look easily will unclose me

we dance around in a ring

I'm Your Man

Proposal 2024 

Curious [bonnie/nora]

Favorite Toy

Patient Care [houseteen]

tolerance 

do you want to know a secret? 

Labels

season 5

Personality Flaw 

Someone Always Cries [cameron/wilson with background hilson pining]

Not Friends

Kill Him Or Kiss Him

Green Wrapping Paper 

season 4

James Wilson and the Cozy Blanket of Denial

season 3

Questions and Answers 

True Hate's Kiss 

a light breeze

season 2

In The Human World

Autopilot

Hypotheticals 

Don't Cry 

Miserable 

season 1

Spaghetti 

vague timeline

Kinder

Hiring Practices 

5 Feelings 

the thing is 

Drinking Game

Distraction [houseteen]

Data

Fourth Time’s The Charm 

Pain Relief [houseteen]

Souvenirs You Never Lose 

Sensitivity Training 

Diagnosis

what we talk about when we talk about big pharma 

The Replacement 

Guys' Night Out

whumptober 2024 [mostly hilson]

Monday Morning

Open Bar 

miniatures [drabbles]

everyone deserves the chance to fly 

Up Is Down

Desperate Wilsonwives

The Pact [hudson]

Always Surprising

Pathetic

pre-series

you love him more 

Wedding Bells 

Before [gen]

Feminist Sisterhood Something Something [stacy/cuddy]

the opposite of waiting for godot [gen]

au

two roads diverged in new orleans and i (i took the road less traveled by) 

(do stand so close to me) [bonus amber/stacy, choreman, taubner]

say hello to your friends (diagnosis club!) 

crossovers

Flamingos (Boston Legal)

Divorced Men's Club (Friends)

Napa (Mom)

Second Wives Club (Frasier)

assume it will be brilliant (Grey's Anatomy)

Love is itself unmoving (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

my own beginning, my own ending (Star Trek)

[cloudabserk]

“shane and ilya’s wedding song was diamonds by rihanna” uh im pretty sure it was the moana soundtrack? as evidenced by these book screenshots my sister sent me:

[lemonjellylemonjelly]

Bradley Whitford, Allison Janney, Keri Russell and Rufus Sewell for Netflix Tudum Magazine

[jackabbot]

HOUSE M.D. 8.09 • Better Half

[12doomed]

[hrbookquotes]

He shouldn’t have invited Hollander to his room. They’d managed to avoid each other for months and Ilya could have simply let that continue. Forever. Because that was what made sense. Shane Hollander sprawled out on Ilya’s bed, offering himself as a fucking prize, did not make sense. The way Ilya was more tempted to gather Hollander in his arms and hold him all night than fuck him didn’t make sense. The way Ilya knew that if he kissed him he’d never stop didn’t make sense.

Las Vegas Remix

[funnywizard3000]

[codenameregnar]

idk if anyones posted this yet but here’s the reddit mega thread for fake ds9 title screens

some of my personal favorites

[aenslem]

♫ What can't we face if we're together? ♫ BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997–2003)

[bug-mp3]

It’s actually really funny and sweet that Hollanov are into roleplaying, considering the fact that their actual lives are peak roleplay material. Like yes yes we‘re the two best athletes in our chosen sport and public rivals who fuck in secret 🙄 booooring. …. What if I was a bellboy and you were an angry guest tho 🤭🤭🤭

[hilsonchickengames]

Welcome to Hilson Chicken Games 2!

Our goal is to create more Hilson fanworks about House and Wilson getting together via canon-like shenanigans, such as random hospital wagers, bets and/or gay chickening themselves into a relationship. You are invited to make it as unhinged and hilarious as you can, but angst or any other genres are also fine, as long as it ends on a happy (or at least hopeful) note. 

Rules: First and foremost, have fun! 🙂 Create your fic, art, comic, podfic, etc, add it to https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Hilson_Chicken_Games_2_2026 then send a message to [email protected] any time until the 1st of September 2026. 

Your contributions will be posted by the mods anonymously on AO3 in the Hilson Chicken Games 2 2026 Collection throughout September, with creator reveals happening on October 1st. 

Timeline: 

Creation: 1st of June - 31st of August

Submission deadline: 1st of September

SUBMISSIONS OPEN

Posting period: from the 1st of September until we ran out of your contributions

Creator Reveals: 1st of October

FAQ: 

Can I submit more than one creation? 

Sure! The more, the merrier. 

Are there any restrictions? 

No crossovers with other fandoms.

No tragic endings or major character deaths. 

Main pairing has to include Hilson (poly ships with Hilson +Amber/+Cuddy/+Foreman etc are also welcome!), but no restrictions on any other secondary ships.

Absolutely no AI allowed.  

Do I need to sign up anywhere? 

Nope, just email us if you have any other questions and add you work to the collection when you are done with your thing. 

Can I share this challenge, or hype it up in my circle/community? Reblog, not just like?

That would be awesome, thank you! 🙂

[themonstrousother]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)