Oh boy... * Breathes" Gunnar Headcanons.. Both SFW and NSFW
Anon, I love you. I have been waiting for someone to request him. I love him and after the day at work I had, I need this as much as you.
-Introvert, he likes to keep to himself
-A god damn furnace, you will sweat just standing by him
-His interests are his armor and his explosives
-He doesn’t really want mayhem and chaos
-My man just wants to test his weapons
-Though if someone was to ask, then he could talk for hours about his weapons and armor.
-His craftsmanship is stunning
-He is strong, he has to be to carry everything
-He always smells like gunpowder, iron, and a little smoky
-He has three vents on either side of his neck, two on either side of his waist, and one on the back of each knee
-They do constantly emit steam and flame to cool his internal body temperature.
-He still overheats a lot though
-If he enters water (lake, stream, bath), the water will start to simmer.
-You can watch heat waves flow off him
-If his internal temperature gets too high, he will jump into the nearest body of water and as soon as he hits, it will boil.
-He is hard of hearing from years of using explosives.
-He has this deep, low chuckling laugh, it’s like thunder rumbling
-When he’s not testing weapons, he is quite peaceful
-He likes animals, but he has to be careful around them
-Sometimes on cold days, reptiles will try and climb on him
-He loves reading about dwarven crafting styles and techniques.
-He has his own personal forge that has purple flames
-He prefers colder climates to hotter ones for obvious reasons
-For as scary as he looks, he is quite kind
-His back is hunched from carrying those cannons and armor
-He's not very tall, but we love a short king
-He likes giving and receiving homemade gifts
-So many trinkets, so many (absolute win)
-Anything you make will be praised
-And if you want to learn, then he will teach
-Gunnar is a private person
-Let him take a snooze on them
-Btw, he sleeps like he is dead
-Little on the shorter side, but he is thick
-There are also some ridges, not super obvious but you can feel them
-His hands are rough, covered in callouses and massive
-He likes to run his hands down his lover’s body
-Plus his fingers are pretty thick~
-Favorite position is cowgirl, bounce on him
-You must be careful during sex because if he gets too excited, it makes his flames and steam hotter
-Gunnar is always so cautious during sex, sometimes a little too cautious
-Foreplay, foreplay, foreplay
-Fan of oral, both receiving and giving
-Slight choking kink (whether by autoerotic asphyxiation, choking on his fingers, or his dick)
-He would fuck you while wearing armor (up against a tree/wall) no riding though
-He has stamina for hours
-I think he likes to leave marks
-When he gets close, his vents start emitting more steam
-Before you ask, yes, it is hotter than normal -Cuddles are mandatory
-On the downside, not walking straight
-On the upside, a very loving man