Filling a Niche No One Wanted Nor Knew Existed

I have a broad definition of boobs. You could fight me on it but you’d lose. I'm just Rewind

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I am here to impress you with my incredible ability to find posts about boobs on tumblr dot com

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[shavedman69]

LMAO 🤣 🤣

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official boob post

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

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shoutout to my besties mom who never wears a bra and has a larger cup size bcz shes made me way more comfortabe not wearing a bra and shes also lowkey the nicest ever

I stopped wearing bras when I got really into tank tops and I imagine the transition is a lot like going’s from wearing makeup daily to not. Like you’ll quickly realize no one gives a fuck and that it’s super comfortable and looks fine

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You need a big titty stamp of certification on those reposts

they’re just official boob posts

I don’t tend to tag the ones I post myself though?

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this one is new to me I believe

[dyk3lord3]

@maliciouswhiteboy

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dyke lord please stop summoning a malicious white boy

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this one is new to me I believe

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Oh my god your pfp is a tit bird that’s hysterical

my pfp is a drawing of a tit actually

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I listen to this outstanding podcast called Pink Pillrx. Its host is a woman who talks with her husband about feminist topics and I really just love the energy and open communication. Also I’m obsessed with her massive document of sources

their latest episode, Episode 67, was just a random collection of some thoughts, but from 12:50-20:50, they covered the topic of bras, how the sexualization of breasts is largely socialized, and a few other points that were worded really well and I’m making you guys go give it a listen as your homework. They’ve also promised a full episode on so I will keep an eye out for that

[bastadawg]

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this is something a creepy guy would wear or a straight couple would have printed on their baby’s jumper

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Boob tattoo that says “intended for oral use only”

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

Worse, I have ink needles and a mirror

[horror-lady00]

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need to set up a gofundme specifically for me to get stupid tattoos

[bigboobsenthusiast]

@official-boob-posts are we friends? Enemies?

…lovers

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you can’t fall in love with your dealer

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[cringepics-deactivated20140527]

Even the slightest glimpse causes this…

[grillmasterxbbq]

“your friend has boobs”

[r3v1v3]

I want to set the world on fire

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someone not being normal about seeing breasts just tells me they’re a loser and have never been in a relationship

[ammyhorse]

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

I got lemon titties

[thekiranoir]

Now calling my boobs Lemons.

[ritzy-hellcat]

10/10

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How much would you say the average bra costs? I have found some Wild numbers on the internet, which I shared with my non-boob-having best friend and he was scared for the wallets of boobed people bc those things are expensive. But also, I didn't look far into it and maybe those numbers were exaggerated; what do you think?

it really depends

I’ve always gotten mine from overstock stores and they go for no more than 25$ for a three pack in an okay brand. But they usually only go up to DD and and a 44 band size if I’m lucky so they tend to be a bit small

but for like better quality or specific styles, purposes, or sizes from normal stores or online it’s can be around 60$ give or take. Even in the hundreds for more designer brands

but also my experience is limited and I’ve never once owned a bra that’s nice or fits me right

[wholegirl-deactivated20150326]

haha girls are only good for three things cooking sex and complaining am i right fellas? so, anyways, what do you think boobs feel like? oh wait i see my moms car. gotta go.

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I never at comments like that I see online because I just imagine with pretty good accuracy, actual children making these misogynistic remarks