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was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

legallybrunettedotcom

inbabylontheywept

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

angelbabymikaa

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

morizzen

I'm to lazy

smokinghorse

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

catstrat

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

enjoylentgreen

starlightandtears

Finding out that Frances Dana Barker Gage, a white woman, rewrote Sojourner Truth’s famous speech to be more stereotypically “Southern slave” (complete with slurs and misspellings like dat, dere, dey) when Sojourner Truth was actually from New York and spoke only Dutch until she was almost ten and wouldn’t have actually sounded that way linguistically and decidedly did not use the phrase “Ain’t I A Woman?” at all is…whew. And on top of everything, she embellished details about Sojourner Truth’s life (like the number of children she had/how many of them were sold into slavery), wrote that ST said that she could take beatings like a man, and the reception of the speech in the room (she claims ST was called a n*gg*r, earlier accounts say the room was welcoming).

Lmaooo peak white feminist antics.

deermouth

You can read the most accurate transcript here, alongside the racist edited one.

unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat

I was already disgusted just reading about this but looking at the side-by-side comparison of the real speech and the rewrite really brought it home.

See the two versions of her first line below:

ai-yo

Yeah I remember a few years ago when I found this out through Feminista Jones and was mad but not that surprised because white woman so….

enchantedpencilcomics

This sent me down a bit of a research rabbit hole and I found a cool thing where afro Dutch women read Sojourner’s speech aloud in their contemporary Dutch dialects in hope of offering a more truthful rendition of her authentic Dutch voice.

volumzyreo

lostinhistory

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

alienfuckerdeluxe

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir.

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

eyesofthesunflower

[ID: reply by lusciouslusus that reads,

“We zoom out slightly to reveal the aliens are ALSO beating their own alien-fuckers away with a space-broom.”

End ID]

gaynaturalistghost

As an asexual, I vibe with NASA on this one. It’s… a metaphor.

tench

I don’t. Let them out

dragongirldreams

clouds-of-wings

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

zoi-no-miko

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

sighinastorm

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

ninjamouse13

ishimarukiyotaka

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!”

ishimarukiyotaka

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

willgrahamscock

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

homunculus-argument

I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.

Why am I still angry.

homunculus-argument

I walked right into this one like a blind horse into a revolving door.

kosmogrl

aces-and-anime

thecatboyknight-offical

Depends on the person which one I am on this

laurenbudoren

Did I ever tell you guys that I made another one?

sharper-and-bigger

75% certain that "wherefore" means "why"

laurenbudoren

Yeah, and I used it as such.

thymelessink

There are so many episodes of Kirk getting hurt, Spock getting hurt and Kirk getting hurt again...

But actually I need more episodes of this man getting hurt

I need him to look pained and pretty, to strongly endure whatever alien torture one can come up with but I also need him to be rescued like a damsel in distress and to be comforted by his two boyfriends