until infinity, proudly so

hi im emily. im 26 years old. she/her. mulitfandom blog. this is all just funny things, marvel, the uswnt/nwsl, and my shows/ships. supercorp, raylla, damie, wayhaught, avalance, juliantina, clexa, shoot, brittana, tiva ⧗

[plaguedocboi]

BIG LOBSTER NEWS apparently an orange lobster at the university of New England had babies and half of them are orange and half are normal

So the answer is yes. Weirdly colored lobsters do have weirdly colored babies.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

Her name is Cheddar

[ostropest]

[mayasdeluca]

2x03 // 3x04 // 3x05

[breathtakinglymiraculous]

You know when I was down there and I was trapped, all I could think about was Poppy, and you.

[westenraskiss]

Beatrice: You can’t keep offering to eat me out till my headache goes away when you’re the one giving me those headaches in the first place!

Ava: …the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away?

Beatrice, undoing her belt: God help us all.

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[novelconcepts]

Something about Dani and Jamie, Bill and Frank, love stories cultivated in the heart of horror. Something about finding queer love, gay love, human and fallible and worth cupping hands around and protecting even in the darkest of times. Something about stumbling into your person when you least expect them, when your mind is fixed firmly on pain and survival, and letting their light open you up. Something about choosing to wake up every day and cherish this person, even when it’s hard, even when they’re being broken down right before your eyes. Something about saying “I am marrying you, not in the eyes of others, but in our hearts where it matters—legality be damned”.

Something about gay love being worth all the strawberries, all the moonflowers, all the persistence and the endings chosen on your own terms. Something about that hits me where it counts.

[bkatlips]

this is what i’m sayin

[ostropest]

Remember this impressive skill?

And remember Avatrice switzerland training session?

If not for the running on water accident, they would have trained phasing through the thrown objects next. That's what those pebbles Bea was fidgeting with were for.

[angelagiarratanaharding]

THE IDEA OF BEA JUST THROWING ROCKS AT AVA

[stevenrogered]

Leslie Knope and April Ludgate reunite on Weekend Update

[birgittesilverbae]

I see your "Beatrice taught Ava to swim" and raise you "Ava took beginner classes with four year olds"

[nix-for-kix]

I see your “Ava took beginner classes with four year olds"

And raise to you “Beatrice signed Ava up for the beginner classes with four year olds and was the one who took her and was the most concerned person there and the moms asked which one was hers thinking it was a child and she just point to Ava who is flailing like a flounder in a 3ft deep area”

[hollowboobtheory]

the end of men in black is so funny. your boss trains you for two days on interplanetary relations then says "ok I think you can take it from here. I'm wiping my own memory so don't bother calling me if you have any questions"

[gunitnekoh]

This is just modern on site training

[miraculouspaon]

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

[flange5]

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[manypersons]

[korrasera]

In case anyone isn't aware, connections like that are literally called 'illegal' techniques in LEGO parlance.

Illegal building techniques are ones that aren't allowed in official LEGO sets, which always use building techniques designed for and intended by LEGO. The reason they're called illegal is because they stress the blocks in a way they weren't intended for, causing various kinds of material failure overtime.

As an example, the blocks in the example above slowly deform over time because, slowly warping until they don't connect very well to other blocks or each other.

[as-the-jay-flies]

[cloudstation]

my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because we're mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges weren't very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like it's a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.

americans take for granted their proximity to authentic mexican food. look at this bro this could be u

[escuerzoresucitado]

When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[fruitshake]

trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all