do what you do

the night is young like the devil's son. Memento Mori. Mar. 28. Persian blood runs through these veins.Romans 8:18

[just-shower-thoughts]

If two galaxies collide and us humans are able to see it, we would witness the biggest/largest bayblade match ever

[just-shower-thoughts]

Someone came up with the idea to smoke a random plant to see if it would get them high BEFORE they were high.

[puckinginsane]

[bent-twelve]

[gentlemensherald]

Steve McQueen

[tastefullyoffensive]

[allaboutmar]

I'm so fucking tired of crying

[cwote]

respect yourself.

[animatedtext]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via luxuryxo)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anxiety is like worrying that you forgot your car keys even though you’re driving your car

[citycrowdpleaser-deactivated201]

say it with me now..

[thegirlfriend-experience]

2018 Goals

[luxuryhighendcommodity]

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

[miss-vickt0re]

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

[ferrous-princess]

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

[just-shower-thoughts]

In maybe 150 years people will probably be buying Europa (Jupiter ice moon) water like we buy Fiji water today

[anxietyproblem]

Do you agree?

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s very strange that Tolkien died in 1973… 3 for the elves, 7 for the dwarves, 9 for men and 1 ring to rule them all

[anarchetypalarchive]

i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second

anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk

and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something

paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.

i say, paul.

is that a nerf gun.

yeah, says paul.

i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.

he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?

and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–

a foam dart hits me in the leg.

i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.

i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.

no dart this time. okay. sweet.

so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it 

anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.

[moonfire1]

Now that is a kickass therapist.

[lovelivelyhood]