Person of Habit.

Bitch where? 

[thecommonchick]

plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

[nearlywitchesdemo]

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

[nearlywitchesdemo]

pan nick at the disc co.

[mllesouthernbelle]

Get the fuck out

[nearlywitchesdemo]

fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?

[last-young-renegay-deactivated2]

oh my god I finally found the post

[adrenaline]

[72699]

3 words every girl wants to hear

club penguin membership

[gosh]

“I hope you are doing well, this is the only thing that keep me sane. The thought of you happy is everything to me. I know things don’t worked the way we wanted. But I love you so much, no matter how much time pass, I’ll always be here waiting for you. Being yours no matter what, you are my first true love and also the last one.”

— I promise I’ll always be here when you need a hand to hold and someone to talk. You aren’t just someone I love, you are my best friend, my favorite person, my life, my everything. (via coral)

[teenagecrush]

[allday-errrday]

[flexaction]

[scallywagsupreme]

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

[passionatemango]

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

[ohhwendypeffercorn]

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

[peachnim]

when you start getting those “are you okay?” messages after making emo text posts

[arandomthot]

It’s sad that so many people relate to this

[sufferingforsanity]

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

[errorr-404]

✨Tag your crush✨

[gosh]

“I just feel so alone right now and I don’t know if you care or not.”

— (via coral)

[mikey-the-sad-bwoi]

•Look alive, sunshine

[allday-errrday]

Pero el único que me gusta, adivinen qué? No me para bolas...

[bouncing-flowers]

*pouts because I’m not getting fucked*

[palm-treesandpeonies]

Oh my god if this ain’t me

[weedpoop]

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy