life is a ride

rules should always be bent, if not broken. it's the only way to have any fun!

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[jungyoono]

cloveoil:

imagine ur otp

[allegraduval-blog]

okay yesterday i was kinda busy and i apologize and i may be kinda busy 2day too buuuut imma try to do like, stuff™ and be here as soon as i can i promise

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[lylanightingale]

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[allegraduval-blog]

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

sms, 3:14 am. → hey neat!! u actually went to the party!!! baby lyla is actually growing up...im so proud.... wowsms, 3:21 am. → wait fuck fuck throwing up is bad oh no fuck fucj fuck fuck nononosms, 3:24 am. → okay im in the car im gonna save u im literally on my way rn ill be there in a sec oh god pls dont die

[uubi]

Photography by Samantha Casolari

[memesandthings]

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

[allegraduval-blog]

yalllll who wanna plot

[allegraduval-blog]

hello u lovely people. this is pipa (she/her) and im here to plot with ALL ur amazing characters because wow they r too gr8 im shook. now imma talk about allegra my nonbinary child and hope u like her as much as i do ! they r fine with she or they pronouns btw

born in orange county, california, on april fool’s day. their parents liked to tell her she was born laughing instead of crying, and allegra truly believed that until they were 10 years old and a science teacher with a personal feud against them felt extra petty. that fact kinda explains their whole personality. they would never call themselves a troublemaker, but when she was in school most teachers did; specialy that day when she “accidentaly” freed a bunch of cats on the facilities.

laughter is basically a fuel for them, if something is fun and can turn into a hilarious story they will go for it and completely ignore any rule there may exist against it. They will totally make a joke on her expense if she feels its worth it, but they mostly try not to hurt anyone else, even though her general aloofness can get in their way of that.

laughter is also a shield for them. they are deathly afraid of any type of bad feelings, so they will laugh off everything, it is a natural reflex for them now. this may work for a time, but it becomes highly destructive for her, making them completely lose control of their emotions when they least expect it. bottling up their feelings always ends with the bottle exploting in their face, but allegra never learns. at only 15 years old, in their parent’s funeral, she was the only one seen laughing. two weeks later, at a friends party, they started bawling incontrolably, and no one could calm them down.

they r a big mess, but they r my cheery child all the same. i am psyched to start plotting with all of you! so dont be shy and shoot a message over here !

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