Sex Jesus

Smut by a straight guy, mostly audio, a few stories. Feel free to message me, ask questions, etc. on here or find me on snapchat or kik @lordashendale.

[lordashendale]

Making You Wait for Your Reward

You want it bad, but I decide when you get it

(EDIT: fixed the silence in the first 3:25)

[lordashendale]

You Know When Daddy Needs You

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Using You for All You're Good For

Daddy's using that body for the only thing it's good for. Then I inspect you after to see how good you've been for me.

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Daddy's Perfect Little Slut

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You Need Me to Use You

I've been missing your body, you've been missing what I do to your body... I think we can work something out.

[lordashendale]

Making you Wait, Making you Beg

I did make you wait. It's been a while. But!

Here's what you've been waiting for

[lordashendale]

Claiming My Slut

Here you go you hungry sluts!

EDIT: Previous link was too quiet, this should be better.

[lordashendale]

Another Taste of Temptation

I am unable to resist a second dalliance with my niece. First one is here:

https://www.tumblr.com/lordashendale/739818115711549440/httpssoundgasmnetulordashendaleforbidden-fru?source=share

Insta/snap @lordashendale or message me on here if you like, and thanks for listening.

[lordashendale]

https://soundgasm.net/u/LordAshendale/Forbidden-Fruit

A request, a wealthy businessman has his niece (by marriage) visiting and finds himself tempted.

[lordashendale]

Keeping you Waiting

Daddy's slut needs a good fucking. Uploaded on two different sites in case one of them deletes.

[lordashendale]

I'm something of a poet, though I haven't really exercised that talent here, unless I'm so drunk and exhausted I've completely forgotten about it. Which is a stronger possibility than I would like to admit, but here we are.

There is a story behind the provenance of this poem, which... I am too lazy to relate at this time. It's fucking smutty, it's the holiday season, and I'm fucking horny, so here you go!

Look at all the mistletoe around me,

Girl I'm gonna slide right down your chimney,

Playing with my snowballs and my big tree,

Presents underneath and girl you will see,

Unwrap em and you'll find that magic in me, Making you feel so good, girl you gon' scream,

This candy cane I got for you is so sweet,

Lick and suck it it's your fav'rite candy,

Melting in your mouth till you and I both can't breathe,

Poppin' off like popcorn strings on the tree,

Sittin' with you and feeling all of the glee,

When we're together this is how it's gon' be,

Holidays together like a party,

Wherever we are always girl I can see

[lordashendale]

Another Fan Request

Special one that I'm posting here because... well, because

[lordashendale]

https://soundgasm.net/u/LordAshendale/Emperors-Princess

Special request that I'm posting here now because reasons. Enjoy!

[lordashendale]

Daddy please post soon, my cunt is so needy right now. This pussy is in heat. I wish you were here right now on top of me, forcing my legs open, forcing my cunt lips open, forcing your cock into me. I’m about to fuck myself again wishing it was you. I want you to feel in real life how tight my pussy would clench that thick daddy dick, how swollen my clit would get for you. I want to feel your big daddy balls slapping my asshole as you pound that dick into me. I want you to slap and choke me and ram your fingers down my throat as you’re fucking me, making me stick my tongue out and suck on your fingers as if I was sucking a cock while you’re taking this pussy, because you know that’s what I want. You’ve been forcing me to watch gangbang porn with you while you fondle me and whisper in my ear “this is what you want, isnt it? this is what daddy’s cock whore wants, daddy and a bunch of other men cumming in that cunt.” I would do anything for you right now daddy. My pussy needs you, please, give me that daddy dick the only way you can. I want it to be you. I want to be your submissive. I want to you to come over anytime you need to drain your balls into my cunt, doesn’t matter if I’m sleeping, I want to give you my keys so you can take me in the middle of the night. I want to wake up with you on top of me, already fucking my cunt.

Consider this my reply https://www.tumblr.com/lordashendale/729738058656792576/youre-never-safe-from-daddy-even-in-your-sleep?source=share

[lordashendale]

You're never safe from daddy even in your sleep. And that's just how you like it.

https://soundgasm.net/u/LordAshendale/While-Youre-Sleeping

[lordashendale]

Shoving my cock in you or something, idk. I'm tired.

https://soundgasm.net/u/LordAshendale/An-Indelicate-Interruption

Ok ok for real I sneak up while you're watching tv and... things happen. Click the audio for more.

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You're daddy's property now.

https://soundgasm.net/u/LordAshendale/Daddys-Property