All Elite Smut

Cara. 30. side blog for wrestling content. I talk a lot about wrestling and sometimes I even manage to write about it! 18+ only, minors please dni.

[allelitesmut]

-Masterlist-

Hi there! You can find all my stories here, listed by wrestler. My writing is for adults and is 18+. They all contain explicit sexual content so please be mindful of the warnings. Thanks for reading!

Adam Cole

No One Touches What’s Mine

Adam Page

Things We Never Say

CM Punk

Losing His Bite

Matt Jackson

What We’ve Been Missing

MJF

Don’t Bet Against The Devil

Palate Cleanser p2

Palate Cleanser Prequel - Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

I don’t currently have a tag list but feel free to let me know if you’re interested in being tagged!

[mjfass]

[pujoshinonsense]

some gems from the notes

[ineffectualdemon]

I don't know why people think "I am thinking about Thing in a sexy way" equals "I want and definitely will do Thing in a sex way in real life if I have a chance"

Because like this is how it actually works for me at least:

Some of the things in the green circle would literally disgust me in the other tiers

Some of it is even stuff that other people would find very normal and pedestrian

Sexual partners calling each other "babe" > outside of written fiction is an immediate boner killer for me but in a piece of writing can be hot

Like c'mon

Some things are only fun in your head when there are no actual bodily fluids or clean up or effort needed

Imagination does not equal actual real life actions

[evilwriter37]

They’re called sexual fantasies for a reason.

[darkarfs]

Loud "FUCK ICE" chants erupt during the main event of the February 4th episode of AEW Dynamite

[mjfass]

Oh

[werewolf-transgenderism]

another great sports headline to add to the collection

[blueonwrestling]

Kris Statlander posted a video of her benchpressing Thekla's weight like that it was absolutely nothing and I think that's just very cool and neat :)

[alex-wrestling]

[mjfass]

I love you, Nyla

[mjfass]

[marq-lynch]

[mjfass]

I haven't seen every Owen Hart tournament, but I noticed tonight that both winners wore pink for Owen. I also remember that Mariah May wore pink last year when she won. Is there anything to the theory that wearing pink increases your chances of winning?

2022

2023

2024

2025

It is absolutely canon now. The only person who didn’t wear pink was Ricky. This is such a cool fact!

[allelitewrestlings]

[mjfass]

[allelitewrestlings]

[allelitewrestlings]

Thanks guys.  We did it.  (x)

[gh0st-patr0l]

The Blue-Fletcher polycule must go crazy. Like hi I'm Skye this is my husband Kyle and my wife Aminata and my girlfriend Julia and Kyle's husband Takeshita and his soulmate Davis and his ex situationship Will an