Where The Ducks Go

Mexican as fuck. Just a girl trying to get through one day without having an existential crisis.

[erinarigby]

john’s veiny hands because i’m no better than paul

[witchinghour]

Robert Pattinson photographed by Dario Catellani

[mith-gifs-beatles]

[martinskki]

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

[entropvy]

baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

me to my friends after they find out that i like some generic ass white boy

[mysterymeat6649127739816]

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

squad

[bopeep]

we dem b o y z

[thechimie-deactivated20160127]

Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

*creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the corner… fudge is made

[knightcore]

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

[girlcumsmoothie-deactivated2016]

[evildilf2]

My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen

[cazionfhey]

[meekaleeks]

just a reminder that they were roommates

[prettiibish-deactivated20191221]

[thebootydiaries]

me in public

thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello

[thebootydiaries]

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

[kurts-nirvana]

26 years without Kurt today. is it possible to miss someone you’ve never met ? because on this day the whole world misses you, Kurt. thank you for making music that always helps me through every tough thing i’m going through in my life. we miss you everyday and we love you so much ♡