Find amusement in the little things.

The star of your night is here, folks.

Yeah, Mukuro’s here. The real star.

#:')#northern star u see is a star people use to guide their way u see

Should he follow you home? For he’s quite lost--

The star of your night is here, folks.

#so im back to fucking around here

Off go the clothes--

#idk why he wants to strip #but he really feels like stripping #so here we are????

jinjoichiyo

It definitely made you a cruel person, don’t listen to anyone that tells you it doesn’t make you a cruel person. Tsuna’s eyebrows raise at Byakuran’s ’serious’ response, looking to the marshmallows in his hands contemplatively. It probably wouldn’t kill him, but then again, his sweet tooth was nothing compared to Byakuran’s. It made Tsuna wonder how much it inwardly killed the other male to actually hand these over.

He probably had more, but still.

“Reborn’s the most likely reason I will not be safe. But, y-you know, thanks I guess,” he’d dare anyone to tell him he was wrong, but he was also pretty sure most people would agree. “–Do you wanna share them? Uh, the marshmallows, I mean–” Tsuna figured he should at least ask.. he couldn’t eat them all himself anyway.

#jinjoichiyo #byakuran's always extra gay #byakuran also rly wants to undress and idk why

It said much about Tsunayoshi that Byakuran was willing to give the sugary treats away, really -- and maybe Byakuran wanted to see the mental image of Tsunayoshi playing chubby bunny come true.

“Oh, come now, surely Reborn-kun isn’t that bad,” he laughed, or more like giggle-snorted as he hovered in the air for a while longer before settling to take over Tsunayoshi’s bed. “Hmm? You want to share?”

Byakuran’s grin turned sharper as he stretched himself over the sheets, one hand over his hip as he glanced up. “Does that mean marshmallow kisses?”

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Number Generator

1. Standing over a body

2. Covered in blood

3. Unconcious

4. Being attacked

5. Torturing someone

6. Struggling to breathe

7. Committing suicide

8. Having a mental breakdown

9. Wearing just a towel

10. Wearing sexy lingerie

11. Completely naked

12. Kissing someone

13. Having sex with someone

14. Watching porn

15. Masturbating

16. Taking suggestive pictures

17. Drunk

18. Practicing pick up lines

19. Asleep

20. Dancing with themselves

21. Packing their bags

22. Climbing out the window

23. Crying at a movie

24. Crying

25. Mun’s choice!

#ask memes #laughs let's go wild #like old times

I feel like I’m going to keel over here so I’m gonna head off to bed now, and hopefully live to survive my linguistics class tomorrow.

;;v;; I’ll get back here afterwards <:

#ooc

andlwant

Well, then. Kikyou poked his head into the room again, looking warier than usual. Had anything been obliterated? Was Byakuran in a genocidal mood?

“I’ve arranged for several manufacturers to ship their entire stocks to a warehouse,” he said carefully. “However…”

Ahem. “None of them had been aware of this…extinction, Byakuran-sama. They were quite sceptical of the idea…”

What Kikyou found was Byakuran casting an icy look at his phone’s screen, as though it had done some unspeakable offense against him in the past moment that Kikyou had been gone. In a way, it had. Holding Mukuro’s number seemed like a punishable deed in itself.

Well, that was the marshmallowist part of himself speaking.

“Hmmm?” he tilted his head as he absorbed what was just said. “That’s ridiculous, no one could host such a hoax--”

Byakuran pursed his lips, smile widening instinctively. “Or is there.”

[18:18] Oh dear, what an opinion of me. I assure you I have the utmost sympathy for your personal loss.

[18:18]

[18:22] Never has sass been so unattractive as it is right now, Mukuro-kun. Congrats on this achievement you have unlocked.

jinjoichiyo

One heart attack was enough for today but no, they just had to keep piling up. He was going to die at the ripe, pure age of seventeen because people didn’t know how to not break into his damn house. Especially this person. Specifically this person, actually.

He could count on one hand the number of times Byakuran had walked into his home like a normal person would, through the door.

“Which bird let the cat out of the bag,” you question, a little ironically, trying to reign in the sarcasm just a little. “I dunno if marshmallows qualify as a substitute f-for a birthday cake–” but he takes them anyway, because he knew what would happen if he didn’t, “but thank you.”

#jinjoichiyo #ohhhhhh im so excited im dying #BYAKURAN NO

It was no fun using the front door like a normal person... he would miss out on the wide-eyed looks people gave him when he used the window, after all! Especially Tsunayoshi’s reactions, which were one of the funniest things Byakuran had ever witnessed. Did that make him cruel, wanting to see Tsunayoshi startled?

Okay, it did. Kind of. It wasn’t like Byakuran claimed to be a good person.

“Marshmallows qualify as a substitute for anything, Tsunayoshi-kun,” he said in all the seriousness a person like him could muster (when he wasn’t trying to achieve anything). “All the best for the coming year, Tsunayoshi-kun! Let’s hope Reborn-kun keeps you safe these next twelve months, too.”

[18:12] Doesn’t it? I like to practise.

Maybe that was a little too much. But then, Byakuran was made of over the top, so Mukuro could give a little of the same now and then.

[18:13] I wonder what caused the sudden die-out. Do you think it was a new plant disease?

[18:14] Practice does help one master the skill.

[18:16] I don’t need to hear you to know you’re laughing at my expense right now, Mukuro-kun. But whatever it is, it is a tragedy

Byakuran theatrically set the phone down as he made faces at no one in particular before pushing another marshmallow past his lips.

It was going beautifully.

[18:05] I suppose when you run out of marshmallows you can savour the last pack of pinwheels I keep in my cabinet…if you ask nicely.

Like ze was going to mention ze kept them just in case Byakuran made a visit. That was need-to-know information.

He was not quite that easy... yet.

[18:10] I’d say begging suits you more than me, Mukuro-kun.

Hmhm, it could take a while before Kikyou was done with his arrangements, though...