*laughing cat emoji*

My name is Christian. Dairy makes my throat close up. I'm quirky like that.

[4gifs]

[hyrude]

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

[newtgeiszler]

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

[roseolar-remaking]

i was born with glass balls and a paper cock

[plantfunerals]

candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:

fire

water

bare ass

[fakehistory]

Roman Emperor Julius Caesar is overthrown (44BC)

[neverthere12345]

[secretsunkept]

😂 I ordered a sandwich once & they gave me nuggets instead. I’ve been ordering nuggets ever since…..

[neverthere12345]

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[steveinaspeedo]

[hungwy]

*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*

[bob-belcher]

Watch out for children!

[bax16]

[invalid-username-again-deactiva]

[durbikins]

Okay Banks did something fucking hilarious for once

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[rwbwby]

[kumateddi]

Person: What do you and your friends talk about online

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

He looks like a fleshlight

[viewtifulmarkovich]

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

[theambassadorposts]

[melanatedcutie]

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

😭😭😭

[radicalbehavior]

The Oooo my God in the background 🤣🤣🤣

[africanaquarian]

But why

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[nerusake]

[thatadult]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

8 minutes and 47 seconds

[rcktpwr]

thats how long it takes to scrape the poop off

[unsettlingstories]