Ex-Hipster for Life

"This is my brother Noah, the bestest person I know who always saves me when I'm in trouble. I can't believe how amazing he is!" - true testimonial from my lil bro Ellis (bet you 10 bucks he's gay)  ((wttpyls))

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

I think we are nearly ready to enact this plan, my loyal companions!

Soon, the world will be ours!

[allhailnoahclark]

I'm not your loyal companion I literally just met you.

[allhailnoahclark]

Wait world domination for the better I wanna get in on that kinda

[allhailnoahclark]

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gaylord gay smith

but seriously that kid would be made fun of so much

[davidstridumb]

yeah

oh well atleast maybe they ask to be called something else and have like the preferred name sort of deal

[allhailnoahclark]

but still naming your kid gaylord gay is probably the weirdest thing i've ever heard of

[allhailnoahclark]

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but what would the last name be

would the parents rename themselves

this is so confusing

[davidstridumb]

yeah its pretty confusing

i dunno maybe its called like gaylord gay smith

[allhailnoahclark]

gaylord gay smith

but seriously that kid would be made fun of so much

[allhailnoahclark]

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wait there’s a person named gaylord gay

what has this world come to

do you know aforementioned gaylord gay

[davidstridumb]

no i dont know them but like what impulse makes you name a child gaylord gay

you push it out and glance it over and then iterate the perfect name:

gaylord gay

[allhailnoahclark]

but what would the last name be

would the parents rename themselves

this is so confusing

[allhailnoahclark]

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who would name a cat gaylord gay

i feel really bad for your cat man

[davidstridumb]

theres a person called gaylord gay

a real life person letalone a cat

plus nah dont feel bad for him like its just his name thats out of whack which is why i usually abbreviate his name to wa

[allhailnoahclark]

wait there's a person named gaylord gay

what has this world come to

do you know aforementioned gaylord gay

[allhailnoahclark]

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What reason does a cat have for wanting to name itself Whorephaner Analscar

also whether it’s a great cat or not that’s a really strange name man

[davidstridumb]

well yeah okay maybe it is but lets be real here there have been way worse names for both cats and people

atleast its not called gaylord gay

[allhailnoahclark]

who would name a cat gaylord gay

i feel really bad for your cat man

[wttpyls-archive]

mmmm can u guys stop talking abt like. “being ok mentally” and stuff like that bc thats actually pretty ableist and its making ppl uncomfy h

[allhailnoahclark]

yeah sorry i edited it after but i'm oblivious sometimes

[allhailnoahclark]

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Why would you name a cat Whorephaner Analscar what the actual fuck

[davidstridumb]

blowjobs

…ignore that

i named it whorephaner analscar because thats a great name how dare you insult wa like that

[allhailnoahclark]

Why did you say blowjobs are you alright

And I’m pretty sure that no one would name their cat Whorephaner Analscar because that’s honestly the dumbest name I’ve ever heard

[davidstridumb]

i said blowjobs because no i dont think im okay

how is it a dumb name

the cat was a gift from my friend so i gave it the best dang name it ever couldve up and wished for like cmon dude wa is the best cat

[allhailnoahclark]

What reason does a cat have for wanting to name itself Whorephaner Analscar

also whether it's a great cat or not that's a really strange name man

[davidstridumb]

my cat just tried to climb out the window

get back here whorephaner

[allhailnoahclark]

Why would you name a cat Whorephaner Analscar what the actual fuck

[davidstridumb]

blowjobs

…ignore that

i named it whorephaner analscar because thats a great name how dare you insult wa like that

[allhailnoahclark]

Why did you say blowjobs are you alright

And I’m pretty sure that no one would name their cat Whorephaner Analscar because that’s honestly the dumbest name I’ve ever heard

[davidstridumb]

my cat just tried to climb out the window

get back here whorephaner

[allhailnoahclark]

Why would you name a cat Whorephaner Analscar what the actual fuck

[lightningchair]

allhailnoahclark replied to your post:why do i get the feeling i missed something…

Don’t you always though

These days?

yeah

that seems to be happening way too often.

[allhailnoahclark]

Wow. You sound so much unhappier than usual and it isn’t because of me. Are you un-okay or something?

[lightningchair]

No— no! I’m fine, honestly it’s just

…I don’t know if you’ve noticed but this place is kinda weird.

[allhailnoahclark]

#there are transformers and block people and living mascot bears and i'm kinda freaked out #i mean #SURE our lives have never been normal #but this is pretty crazy #even for us

Yeah it's really weird because they're all characters from media we know mostly

[lightningchair]

allhailnoahclark replied to your post:why do i get the feeling i missed something…

Don’t you always though

These days?

yeah

that seems to be happening way too often.

[allhailnoahclark]

Wow. You sound so much unhappier than usual and it isn't because of me. Are you un-okay or something?

[allhailnoahclark]

What the hell why is Chip's brother here

[allhailnoahclark]

Wait they never actually locked the door.

[allhailnoahclark]

But do I really want to go in? They could be kissing for all I know...

[allhailnoahclark]

Wait they never actually locked the door.

[allhailnoahclark]

Time to find lock picks or something