archived wttpyls posts

this was a wttpyls blog, but it's dead now because so is wttpyls. if anyone feels the urge to contact me, then do it here i guess. idk why you'd want to talk to me though because i was a horrible person when i was in wttpyls.

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

It was fun while it lasted but the pineapples are gonna stop dropping from the sky

[trainer-emeraaald-deactivated20]

alright so in the distance i see pineapples falling from the sky

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

That would be my doing, kufufu

[trainer-emeraaald-deactivated20]

But„,how???

how are you doing this

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

Well, there's something in my body called Mist flames and basically the pineapples are illusions created by my Mist flames

[trainer-emeraaald-deactivated20]

alright so in the distance i see pineapples falling from the sky

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

That would be my doing, kufufu

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

Is this the way I'll take over the world? With pineapple rain

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

A pineapple just hit the kid responsible for all the bananas

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

makes it rain pineapples

[peacocktheanimatedseries-deacti]

Is there uh

some place around here that doesn’t smell like bananas?

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

I have a place used to ensure the safety of pineapples tbh

[peacocktheanimatedseries-deacti]

Better than bananas at least. I might as well stay there until the outside no longer smells of bananas

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

You're welcome to use it!

Just don't let in anyone wearing an eyepatch

[peacocktheanimatedseries-deacti]

Is there uh

some place around here that doesn’t smell like bananas?

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

I have a place used to ensure the safety of pineapples tbh

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

I think breaking out of mafia jail would be fun

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

Now that I think about it, I shouldn't be trusted with young children

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

Yeah but nobody asked me if I murdered everyone in that famiglia

[robopopo-deactivated20150816]

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[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

thing about pineapples is that they don’t judge you. Sure, they taste good at first, but when you realise they don’t care about what you did in your past, they become precious family. In my case, I confessed to a pineapple that I had once killed an entire mafia family, and it hadn’t thought any differently of me. After that day, my role models were pineapples.

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

Why would I let your body get hurt? You make no sense, Nagi,

[itschromenotnagi-deactivated201]

stares at in suspicion

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

stares back and smiles widely

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

Nothing at all, kufufufufufufufu

What do you mean, what did I do?

[itschromenotnagi-deactivated201]

You’re acting suspicious, Mukuro-sama. Almost as though something happened to my body while you were controlling it

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

Why would I let your body get hurt? You make no sense, Nagi,

[itschromenotnagi-deactivated201]

Why does my body hurt?

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

Heyyyyyy Nagi what’s up

[itschromenotnagi-deactivated201]

Mukuro-sama, what did you do?

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

Nothing at all, kufufufufufufufu

What do you mean, what did I do?

[itschromenotnagi-deactivated201]

Why does my body hurt?

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

Heyyyyyy Nagi what's up

[thepineappleoverlordmukuro]

tfw a giant robot runs over your body but it isn't really yours because you're in prison and the host is going to be very angry when she finds out that you've been run over