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Being the youngest sibling

I can tell my mom got less and less amused by babys with each child, because my sister had a ton of baby pictures, and each of my older brothers had some, then my mom got to me and was like, “You know what? they all look the same, Fuck it! No pictures.”

#family #brothers #sister #youngest #child #children #the struggle

Finally, an honest Valentine's day card..

#valentines day #love #will you marry me #honest #Valentines day card #true love #twilight #the notebook #titanic #romance #dating #relationships

How i plan on parenting. Look at that face!

#video games

And they said making great puns wont get you anywhere in life. Introducing the perrrfect condiment for you cat! MEOWstard and CATchup!

#cat puns #puns #punny #catchup #meowstard #debest #the cats pajamas #cat jokes

And to you Ian, I give you... Unfathomable Awkwardness!!! BEHOLD!

#god is good #sometimes #other times #mehh #god works in mysterious ways #morgan freeman #albert einstein #gutenberg

pretty much

#cat #meaw #catvsdog #kitten #barkbark #internet #what does the fox say #animals #peta #pug #german s #labrador #golden retriever #puppy #bulldog #dachshund

comedycentral

Which of these #2014In5Words tweets is the best? Find out when @midnight returns all-new, tonight at 11:30/10:30c!

America be like..

#america #americabelike #worldpeace #nowar #fightthepower #peace #love #woodstock #bender #futurama #hugs #violet #mma #guns #battle #cod #bf #pewpewpew #nra #nga #respect

"Just stuff n' junk" - Butterfly

zoomerbro

Ah, yes, a fine vintage. Tastes like the smell of hot dust with notes of Spyro.

Is that an undertone of Crash Bandicoot I’m tasting?

An elephant never forgets....TO KILL!!!

#elephant #jokes #cup #tea #srinks #hashtags #stuff #n #junk #junk in the trunk #trunk in the junk #knife to meet you #knife party #gangsta #thug life #thuglyfe

Hurray!

You're just Boromir with stank dick! That's all YOU are.

#the interview #seth rogen #james franco #comedy #funny #movie #the lord of the rings #frodo baggins #samwise #the hobbit #middle earth

At a certain point you either loose faith in your religion, or just accept that god does not like you.

I H

Happy New Year!

I don't want anyone to get their hopes up and be disappointed, so i'll let you know now. 2015 is going to be just as bad as 2014, maybe worse. You're welcome.

#happy new year #new year #fresh start #same ending

ryanhatesthis

greed

classic

allhaleian

This is magical

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