hoes before bros

are you a hoe? do you need more funny and relateable posts? then follow us for more funny shit!!

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sometimes I see a boy and remember how gay I am

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the only truly unifying post between wlw and mlm

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Pls stop tagging all of your posts with your promos!! It’s annoying :-/

you’re the one following me, so deal with it!! it’s my blog :-/

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have a good weekend

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HELLO PEOPLE

My friend’s dog, Charcoal just turned 3 today and he is HECKIN’ SHOOK at the beautiful cake!!

Pls wish him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and TELL HIM HE’S GOOD BOI!!

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This video represents the stages of having a crush.

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Someone: “How’s 2017 going for you?”

Me: 

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you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

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imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

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honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

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suit yourself humanity

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