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im silver (she/her) let's spread positivity together. I track #unshrink (p.s. tag me in ur cute selfies) Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 Home About Message + FAQ Submit pictures of your pets! Other social media My posts (p.s. check them out) Answered questions More links Rest in Peace, Booboo Rest in Peace, Aki

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when someone compliments me and I don’t know how to react:

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*cries*

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american person: *writes date*

me: but there is no 15th month

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i was just about to ask how booboo was doing :C RIP booboo

Awww it’s been years and I can’t believe people still remember her 🥺 in the past three years I’ve had two other booboos, this is my current booboo

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http://station.tumblr.com/

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[maxknightley]

he’s been split into his Law half and his Chaos half and his friends set them up on a blind date to fuse him back to normal

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some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren't home: are you 18?

me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry

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Hey guys, I haven’t been online for a while but came back to check in on you guys.

I hope everyone is doing okay. Please stay safe and take care of yourselves!

If there are any petitions/campaigns etc. I can share please send them to me!

Ways To Help

Ways To Help

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stop slouching

[sobeitjayt]

How deep is your love

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[thecommonchick]

LMAO I’M DYING 😂😭

[petermorwood]

That’s hilarious! :-D

I’ll be honest, I can understand the burst of parental concern.

There was one time when I separated all the Smarties (think M&Ms) from four packets and kept the red and orange ones in separate bottles.

There was a reason for the orange ones, their coating actually had an orange flavour (IIRC the only Smartie that ever had a flavour of any kind), but the red ones had no reason except they looked interesting all together like that.

My Mum and Dad were interested in an entirely different way… :-P

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If you’re sad and you need some love:

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When my parents are screaming at me on the phone.

[thebootydiaries]

*fight breaks out*

me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

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Here it is. The post that started it all.

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40,000+ notes and multiple spinoff posts and my thrussy remains unfucked. a modern tragedy