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[pr1nceshawn]

Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

[castorochiaro]

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?

It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

[xiranjayzhao]

Oh no, babe. The 9-foot-tall Blue Eyes White Dragon rug STAYS ON the bed.

[alliephernelia]

Give me ur money lol

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

hi im not sure if u alrdy know this so sry to bother u if u do but i wanted to let u know that one of ur tumblr posts is used in my philosophy textbook ?? Lmaoo

please send this to me

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

this philosophy text book gets it... i do recommend ignoring Georg

[alliephernelia]

Sub to my only fans to see where I’m putting this 🥺 also it’s $5 for the first 10 to sub

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[apolloette]

Went to the farmer’s market yesterday. Hadn’t gone out in over a year. Guy selling mushrooms asked how I was doing. I panicked and did an awkward little shimmy dance at him. He wordlessly did it back. Can’t stop thinking about this interaction

[neenarchive]

i love figures in folklore who are morally ambiguous like. their wikipedia page will say like 'they will help lost travellers find their way back to the path also they are sometimes known to drown people and eat their bones.' ok!!!

[grifalinas]

I live my life under the basic principle that people know their minds, bodies, genders, and orientations better than I do so I just take them at their word when they say they are a thing.

[grifalinas]

"But people could be faking for-" I don't care. I would rather show someone a kindness they don't need than not show them one they do.

[alliephernelia]

I should be doing microbiology right now 🤷🏻‍♀️

[lowpolyanimals]

Cow from Wii Party

[polkadotmotmot]

Toma Vagner - Paranoia, 2021

[formulas-fatal-to-your-mom]

Black metal albums as PlayStation games, a sequel to this: 

Death Metal albums as N64 Games

Thrash Albums as Game Boy Advance Games

[forgetaboutforever]

[shoyowo]

Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)

For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here

[shoyowo]

Remember when NYT mocked India for this very thing and an TOI (a major indian newspaper) responded with this? :)

They were being racist asf and we were till respectful literally fuck you if you think ‘third world counties’ can’t be better than you

[shoyowo]

white people can and should reblog this

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

and shout out to the women engineers integral to the launch

“Indian staff from the Indian Space Research Organisation celebrate after the Mars Orbiter Spacecraft entered Mars’s orbit.

On November 5, 2013, a rocket launched toward Mars. It was India’s first interplanetary mission, Mangalyaan, and a terrific gamble. Only 40 percent of missions sent to Mars by major space organizations—NASA, Russia’s, Japan’s, or China’s—had ever been a success. No space organization had succeeded on its first attempt. What’s more, India’s space organization, ISRO, had very little funding: while NASA’s Mars probe, Maven, cost $651 million, the budget for this mission was $74 million. 

This was not the only success of the mission. An image of the scientists celebrating in the mission control room went viral. Girls in India and beyond gained new heroes: the kind that wear sarees and tie flowers in their hair, and send rockets into space.”

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[hopelesshoping]

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[konoko]

[grossbabyangel-deactivated20221]

Yeah he’s hot but does he reblog fat girls? Or just keep them in his likes like a coward