Hiiii not a request but how are you doing? Happy new year btw!! I hope your doing well and taking care of yourself as you should be!! Also happy birthday if it's already passed!!<3
Im doing really good and i hope everyone else is doing good too!! Ive been trying to do better cuz usually in the January-march i get kinda blah.
Ik u said to take as much time as i needed, but im really sorry for the wait on your requests. A lot has been going on and im struggling to find the motivation to write. As soon as it comes back tho just know ill be on it. :D Hope you have a great year!!
Some horsing around. I feel like Vulgora would be more into chariots than riding horses: someone else steering and they can focus on hitting things.. Also, pontifex is an ancient roman title... and ancient rome and chariots... you know!!! Still, some horsie riding for them today. Based on a drabblet fic im planning on.
Guys whatās your take on minors writing smut. I literally have the best idea for a tsp narrator x reader but i wanna know first. Ive read up on it and some people say its ok and some say its not.
Like 1. Is it legal? And 2. Is it legal? (3 is: would it make you uncomfortable knowing itās from a minor?)
Just downloaded the Arcana and played through the prologue. Thinking of picking Lucioās route cuz i love some evil men š¤š¤ idk tho the fandom seems dead asf
((Also not the biggest fan on the fact tht basically all the dating options have fucked each other??))
Hellloo!! May I request a (platonic obvi) wukong x child monkey reader? Maybe she gets found hurt and wukong gets attached taking care of him,like he gets a kid! Cuz wukong as a dad would be silly!!:3 (I'll send a romantic ask after this,wukong is so cute)
THANK U SM FOR REQUESTING! I really hope you like this and sorry it took some time </3
gn!child reader
(Slight crack)
He knew he probably shouldnāt have promised to take care of you, but he couldnāt resist- you were just so cute! Despite everyone telling him it was a bad idea, he stuck to his role as your new ādadā.
And he never regretted it ā¦ until your first tantrum.
The lady bone demon caused a lot of destruction in her pursuit, and your family just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. All things worked out eventually as you ended up being saved by the Monkey King and gang.
At first, you were wary of him. A random, loud Monkey trying to claim being your father? Weird! But over time he earned your trust by actually (surprisingly) not sucking at parenting.
ā¦ā¦
You cried and kicked as Monkey king struggled to figure out what to do. You had never acted this way before! It was all his fault though. You wanted to go into Megapolis and play at a park, but he just wasnāt in the mood to fly alllll the way over there!
Honestly, he wouldāve just gotten up and taken you if he knew it would end like this. Heās so stressed as never having been on the receiving end of a melt down (usually its him throwing the fit).
In desperation he dialed Mkās number, letting it ring for a few seconds before his friend picked up, āHey Monk-ā
ā-Kid! You gotta help me! They wont stop crying and screaming and.. and they wonāt listen to me!ā Wukong rushed out. Your screams in the background told MK all he needed to know.
He laughed, āWhat did you do?ā
āNothing! Why is it always something I did?!ā He sighed and caved - explaining his laziness.
āIf you donāt wanna take them, offer them something as compensation. Like a snack or somethingā¦ i dunno?ā
Wukong ducked as a doll wizzed by his head. āI tried that already! Didnāt work obviou- OW!ā He shouted as a small monkey figurine hit target.
That was it! He quickly finished up his conversation with Mk and ended the call, going over to try and sooth you for the tenth time.By then your tears had dried and your sadness became little baby anger. You gave Wukong the meanest glare you could muster (it did nothing as it was too cute to be scary).
The two of you stood in an imaginary duel, no one wanting to make the first move. After a bit, Wukong surrendered and slowly approached you. He crouched down to where you were sitting on the floor, āLook, iām really sorry but we canāt go..ā He panicked when your face scrunched up again and tears started to form, āButbutbut! We could always call up uncle Macaque and have him take you!ā
That finally put you in a better mood as you jumped up and raced around to try and get ready. Wukong smiled slyly and patted himself on the back for another successful day of parenting. (You were happy and he got to inconvenience Macaque. A win win)
One person commented on the og post about how it depends on how heās drawn and honestly in most arts he looks more human so its safe!! (Im in denial)
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