Welcome to the Pain Train

All aboard! I am Emmet. I am a Subway Boss, and I am here to make sure all passengers are safe, happy and following the rules! Safety checks, everybody smile! ||icon and header by @peachsodama||

[alllll-aboard]

Welcome Aboard!

I am Emmet, and I am here to speak with passengers that reside on this website! Send your messages, and I will answer them when not participating in a battle!

||Rules||

Anons and OCs are welcome! If you'd like a specific RP experience, just let me know! I'll follow along however you like!

NSFW and darker plots are welcome, but again message me so I can help get you the right experience (or refuse if it's a little too much for me). These will be tagged appropriately as well, so feel free to block these tags if you don't wish to see it

No blankshipping or pedophilia. Also no minors, as this is an adult blog. You will be blocked if you interact with me.

This is my first non-OC RP blog, so please be patient with me! I have an imagines blog and a full time job on top of this blog, so I probably won't be the fastest when replying!

I'll update rules as needed - if you have a question, direct it to "Ren" so i don't assume it's for Emmet

All aboard! Next stop, victory!

BATTLE RULES

[gearstationsubwaybossingo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/4YfSRPy21TA?si=cSw5oAoZ9XL5mLPj

I hope that person is a little more kind to their rattata at other times. It didn't seem to appreciate being swing around like that.

[alllll-aboard]

Behold! A rattata!

[alllll-aboard]

What would you do if you suddenly transformed into a scatterbug?

Hmm.

I will avoid the Joltiks! And find Ingo. Or Elesa!

[alllll-aboard]

What would you do if Ingo suddenly transformed into a scatterbug?

Do research. I need to know how to take care of a Scatterbug. Then I will train him to be as strong as he wants to be! It will not be easy. I will have to protect him from the Joltiks. But I will do it for him!

I need to research Scatterbugs. . .

[alllll-aboard]

Emmet. Do not cut off Ingo’s shirt with a razor😭😱

Pls. Let me be your impulse control for once. What if you cut him?? Then he’ll just be more mad at you!

- @bugsandberries

You are right. Verrrrry right.

That is why I'm getting scissors instead, like the other passenger suggested!

[alllll-aboard]

Use scissors on his shirt and then shave his back!

Hm. I must find scissors first.

I will return!

[alllll-aboard]

You can cut off his shirt!

That is true! I will be hard with a razor but doable!

[alllll-aboard]

Maybe you’ll think next time before trying something so dangerous 😞

@bugsandberries

It was not dangerous. It was a simple slide. If anything, Ingo made it dangerous. Slides are not two car trains. He threw off the balance, and we both crashed.

If he wanted to join, he just had to ask! He could have gone second!

[alllll-aboard]

Mission Failed Passengers

Ingo is angry with me :(

[alllll-aboard]

Do it

@gearstationsubwaybossingo

Ingo! Take your shirt off! I wanna see our matching birthmarks again! No other reason!

[gearstationsubwaybossingo]

Wait what? What's happening? I'm not taking my shirt off.

[alllll-aboard]

But our birthmark! I need to make sure yours is still there! No other reason!

[gearstationsubwaybossingo]

Birthmarks do not leave, Emmet. There's no reason to take my shirt off.

A bit of a difficult task with my arm broken anyway.

[alllll-aboard]

I will help! Come here!

Off you pop!

[gearstationsubwaybossingo]

No. Go away, Emmet.

Do not lay hands upon me.

I will bite. I am not above that at the moment.

[alllll-aboard]

But please! Pretty please!

🥺

For your favorite brother?

[alllll-aboard]

Do it

@gearstationsubwaybossingo

Ingo! Take your shirt off! I wanna see our matching birthmarks again! No other reason!

[gearstationsubwaybossingo]

Wait what? What's happening? I'm not taking my shirt off.

[alllll-aboard]

But our birthmark! I need to make sure yours is still there! No other reason!

[gearstationsubwaybossingo]

Birthmarks do not leave, Emmet. There's no reason to take my shirt off.

A bit of a difficult task with my arm broken anyway.

[alllll-aboard]

I will help! Come here!

Off you pop!

[alllll-aboard]

Do it

@gearstationsubwaybossingo

Ingo! Take your shirt off! I wanna see our matching birthmarks again! No other reason!

[gearstationsubwaybossingo]

Wait what? What's happening? I'm not taking my shirt off.

[alllll-aboard]

But our birthmark! I need to make sure yours is still there! No other reason!

[alllll-aboard]

Do it

@gearstationsubwaybossingo

Ingo! Take your shirt off! I wanna see our matching birthmarks again! No other reason!

[alllll-aboard]

emmet... that's a razor...

He squints.

"It is! Hm. . . shall I shave 'I am loser' into Ingo's back hair?"

[alllll-aboard]

🪒

You know what to do

Bring the hammer! Or shall I demonstrate why we do not cross the yellow line?

[alllll-aboard]

But white is your color

Ingo can have a taste of white. As a treat.

[alllll-aboard]

Ingo! Your finger is facing the wrong way!

@gearstationsubwaybossingo

[gearstationsubwaybossingo]

I hate you so much, Emmet...

[bugsandberries]

Oh no???? I shouldn’t have sent that video, probably…

Wait, why is Ingo the one hurt??

[alllll-aboard]

He made the mistake of trying to stop me! Comeuppance for not allowing me my cool stunt!

[bugsandberries]

😱😱😱

That’s awful!! Does Ingo need me to bring him some soup or something??

[alllll-aboard]

Nope!

But I will accept soup and company from you! My stunt got interrupted! I banged on my knee on the escalator! :(

[bugsandberries]

Emmet 😒

I’m bringing soup for Ingo and Ingo only. @gearstationsubwaybossingo What’s your favorite soup? :)))

[alllll-aboard]

:( !!!