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[dugaodna]

r/lies has been a bit of a warzone lately but this made me laugh out loud

[pawbeanies]

(cowboy voice) they call me the quickest shot in the west . on account a' my.......... premature ejactulatin

[mortimermcmirestinks]

you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc

[razzmothazz]

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

[certifieddragonenjoyer]

Zack's death from Crisis Core is good in it's own dramatic anime way but the original game's version was more devastating to me.

There's no heroic last stand. He just gets off the truck and keeps trying to haul Cloud to Midgar when suddenly there's gunfire. He drops Cloud, runs offscreen, you hear him take out whoever fired. He runs back onscreen, looks Cloud over for injuries, looks back towards where the bullets came from and before he can even react they've pumped him full of lead. They didn't send a platoon to kill him, they only needed two soldiers and a commanding officer, because he's malnourished, injured, and tired, no way is he gonna be any real threat. A soldier empties another magazine into him just to be sure and then they leave him to rot. They don't even bother shooting Cloud because he looks to be on death's door anyway.

By the time Cloud wakes up and crawls over to him Zack is gone. Cloud doesn't get any last words, just a sword and the view of Midgar over the hill that Zack didn't get to see.

It's not our beloved protagonist going put in a blaze of glory, it's just a man getting shot. It's brutal and cold and awful and I honestly wished they'd kept it.

[stuckinapril]

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

[syn4k]

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

THE MOST TERRIFYING PART IS WHEN IT LEGITIMATELY FEELS LIKE YOU ARE GASLIGHTING YOURSELF. YOU GO TO DO SOMETHING AND IT IS ALREADY DONE (and there is no one else who could've done it). YOU HAVE CLEAR MEMORIES OF DOING SOMETHING BUT THEN YOU FIND EVIDENCE AGAINST THAT. YOUR MOM TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING AND FIVE MINUTES LATER YOU AREN'T SURE WHETHER SHE SAID THAG TODAY OR YESTERDAY OR-

[gridmaster5000-deactivated20241]

why is privacy so eroded. I get treated like a nutcase if I say no, I don't want strange companies taking pictures of my home and putting them online for maps or whatever. I don't want to be in the background of your tiktok, and I think it's weirder for you to assume I'm okay with it than it is for me to politely ask you to refilm it so my face isn't in the frame. I don't enjoy handing my employer a list of every online account I have and feeling under surveillance when I'm just shit posting or sharing pictures of my cats or garden harvest. I don't want to hear your private calls on speaker on the bus, esp when the person on the line doesn't know you're broadcasting their words to strangers. I don't want an algorithm guessing what will piss me off the most so I spend more time online, engaging with shit I don't want to see or hear out of outrage. I don't want any of this. it's total ass.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

[porcupine-girl]

Yes, that’s. That’s where we are.

[ryanthel0ser]

[vforvielka]

I bet on losing dogs

[alllllllllgone]

how it feels to ship oc/canon when there isn’t a bitch in your ear saying it’s cringe

[chericherilady111]

[yinza]

The chocobo chicks are so friend-shaped!! The most correct thing Rebirth did was let us pet them.

[Image Description: Digital artwork featuring various Final Fantasy VII characters in their OG designs paired with chocobo chicks from Rebirth. From left-to-right, top-to-bottom: 1) Cloud kneels in front of a Nibel chocobo, holding its face. 2) Barret grins as he holds a Corel chocobo in his arms. 3) Tifa kneels in front of a Grasslands chocobo.

4) Aeris sits beside a Costa del Sol chocobo, pumping her fist as it jumps upward. 5) Marlene sits beside a Grasslands chocobo as it grooms her bangs. 6) Yuffie hugs a Junon chocobo.

7) Nanaki sits cuddling with a Cosmo chocobo. 8) Cid runs side-by-side with a blue chocobo. 9) Zack lifts a Gongaga chocobo into the air.

10) Cait Sith rides a Corel chocobo. 11) Vincent lays his cape over a sleeping Nibel chocobo. 12) A seated Sephiroth cautiously lifts his hand to scratch a Nibel chocobo's cheek. /end ID]

[geekysteven]

[kellydoodles]

My relationship with Vincent Valentine but I still love him and he's still my 1997 boyfriend 😂

[artwheat]

this animal