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i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”

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also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

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seein middle school girls in forever 21 is frightening cause im in college and i cant tell which one of us isnt supposed to be shopping here

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I’ve worked at a Forever 21 for over two years and I still have no idea what age we’re marketing to

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imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

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#empty chairs at empty tables

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imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

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oh god NO

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oh god YES

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Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

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what

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what

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what

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Local Girl Discovers That Wasting Money Won't Save Her From Midnight Depression

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I just want to kiss you and fall asleep in your arms

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WHAT

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me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours*

me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.

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is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

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Being called ugly and fat when you’re younger really affects you later in life. Anytime someone tells you you’re attractive your heart drops waiting for them to say they were just joking or following it up with a hurtful comment.

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PSA: You actually CAN ask your Autistic or otherwise Neurodivergent classmate to prom without inviting the news to cover it, or recording it and posting it on Facebook, fishing for people to call you “inspirational” or a “hero”. That is all.

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these are just the facts

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me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous

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me talking to an adult about computers: yes babette i know everything. yes its going very quickly. thats bc im familiar with it. just let me - done. you’re welcome

me talking to a tech person my age: do i look like i know what a jpeg is

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The real glo up is when you stop waiting to turn into some perfect hypothetical version of yourself and consciously enjoy being who you are in the present moment.