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ME: Sami, 2nd 3rd 4th year medic. THE BLOG: Anything I find amusing, with Sherlock, DW, feminism and other stuff. Best known for a joke about cousins. No I'm not white. I have a study blog

[wigglyflippingout]

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

[grand-duc]

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

[rcmclachlan]

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

[favoritelatina]

Describe your perfect porn

When the ATM makes that krrkrrkrr sound

[kali-prasad-did-nothing-wrong]

GUYS the 80s are back!!!!

Star Wars, high waisted jeans, over sized sweaters, flannels, horrible republican government, conflict with Russia, the ever impending threat of Nuclear Anihilation, scrunchies,

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know they can do them. Doing what you’re afraid of, getting out of your comfort zone, taking risks like that - that’s what life is.

Amy Poehler (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[solitarylikeme]

So I’ve just checked my chats and I’ve received the nicest, kindest messages on there! Thank you all for loving a girl who jokes so freely about incest.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

10 Important Steps to Recovery

1. Believe that you can have a new, and better, future.

2. Believe that you can get there – one step and day at a time.

3. Allow yourself to really feel your feelings.

4. Don’t judge yourself for what happened in the past.

5. Know your triggers.

6. Have a plan to cope with your triggers.

7. Challenge negative and self-defeating thinking.

8. Seek out healthy and inspiring role models.

9. Accept yourself completely.

10. Practice self-care.

[thaqalayn]

Did you think We created you without any purpose?

Holy Quran [23:115] (via thaqalayn)

[gif87a-com]

Ding Ding [x]

[iambaby-j]

When you buy your boyfriend FIFA17 the day it comes out😂😂😂

[oneoakdutch]

this is too cute lol

[lifeaslamyae]

“Shaima al-Kaabi, Basima al-Kaabi, Hannan al-Hatawi, Nisreen al-Hamawi, and Salama al-Remeithi made up the badass team picked from the UAE’s elite private presidential guard to protect the duchess of Cornwall”

@buzzfeed

[guiltygirl]

concept: my eating patterns are normal. i am solid and present. my mind never leaves me in the middle of the day. i am capable of focusing and smiling. nothing is wrong.

[jaxbaxter]

[paradisiak]

Honestly though lol

[90377]

Sometimes it seems like he’s smiling when looking at me

[hannigraham]

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute

[solitarylikeme]

I got 3k followers for pretending to be a superwholock. I deleted my blog because people wouldn't stop saying "excuse me?!?!? I don't have time for you regular morons!! *hops into tardis*".

*hugs* I’m sorry about the hate!! Hopefully your new blog is even better