ALL THAT G L I M M E R S

affiliated with ISOLA RADIALE Housed in: TOWHOUSE 241 Retained: Can TELEPORT up to five times per day, and wields a WOODEN STAFF

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I will eat this so called ‘mistletoe’ for 5 dust!  

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the-owl-boy‌:

Otus blinked again and he grinned sheepishly, burying his chin in his chest feathers. He got a bit ahead of himself there!

And then his cheeks turn red and he buries his chin further, shoulders raising in surprise. Aw, gosh- he’d never met anyone before that called him precious and endearing right off the bat!! The corners of his mouth curl out of shyness and he wishes he could say the same about her, mention her magical-looking hair … ! He’s about to tilt his head and try to question her about “Adora” - was that her friend? 

But he gasps quietly instead as she grabs his hands and shakes them, almost shaking him with them! The owl silently giggles and tries to match Glimmer’s motions, nodding to agree.

He furrows one brow when he realises he’s alone, though, and has to introduce himself somehow. He pulls away one hand and, with a nervous frown, slowly signs:

My name is Otus.

He searches Glimmer’s face with hopeful eyes.

“Uh...”  Was he speaking with his hands?  He had to be, it seemed too precise to just be a random action.  “I don’t...Speak hands.”

She paused before she passed him her wooden staff, “Are you literate (I hope that’s not a rude thing to ask..)?  Maybe you could write what you’re trying to tell me in the dirt!”  That could’ve been worded better, but she felt she was doing her best.  Hopefully her new (potential) friend would understand that!

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chimerafied‌:

Well, excuuuuse him, princess. He had no idea how a princess was supposed to actually look! Claus hunched his shoulders, a little embarrassed.

“I dunno, uh, Princess Glimmer. Princesses are important, right? I’m…just a…weird nobody. Even back home.” Especially back home. King P hadn’t even given him a name, and he’d been in charge of an entire army!

“No need for such formalities, geez.”  She shrugged it off, “I want my friends to be comfortable just calling me by my name.”

“Sure...Princesses are supposed to be important.  But I really don’t feel all that important.  Constantly being coddled.  Gets kind of old and definitely knocks you down some pegs.”  Glimmer was being a bit vague, no need to get into family issues if her mom wasn’t here, right?

“Aren’t we all weird nobodies here?  It’s uniting isn’t it?”

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theonecalledfailure‌:

Suddenly she’s upon him, and Naruto definitely falls on his ass in the shock of it. Naruto groans, his petty temper flaring worse than before.

“N-NOW YOU’RE JUST BEIN’ CREEPY–WHAT KINDA GIRL DOES THAT, ANYWAY??”

Getting to his feet as quickly as he can, Naruto decides that this is now a staring contest and gets into her personal space with one very focused eyeball. There was no way he could lose! It was a matter of pride!

“How am I being creepy?!  You shout too much!!”

Glimmer didn’t even get a chance to be amused by his fall, and immediate rise, as if that just didn’t happen.

“What kind of boy stares at someone like that?!  Is this how you treat ladies??”

The small princess grew uncomfortable with the prolonged eye contact and covered her face, “I’m not creepy, you creep!”

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send ✏ and I will draw your muse to the best of my abilities!

Send ✂ and I will draw my muse instead! 

Please specify which muse when applicable.

[phantomemes]

rp sentence starters taken from vines 

“ i thought you were bae.  turns out you’re just fam ” “ i coulda dropped my croissant ” “ i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass ” “ this bitch empty ” “ you’re not my dad ” “ you always want to hear something ” “ ugly ass fucking noodle head ” “ dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick ” “ it’s wednesday my dudes ” “ your mom’s a hoe ” “ i do love working here ” “ i’m not going to your fucking baby shower ” “ has anyone ever told you you look like beyonce? ” “ i love you bitch ” “ i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you bitch ” “ what are those? ” “ you’ll be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that ” “ i can’t believe you’ve done this ” “ look at all those chickens ” “ hi welcome to chili’s ” “ i never fucking learned how to read ” “ try me bitch ” “ i wanna be a cowboy ” “ why don’t i have a car seat? ” “ you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal ” “ hoe don’t do it ” “ a potato flew around my room before you came ” “ when will you learn that your actions have consequences ” “ i’m 11 so shut the fuck up ” “ i have a basketball game tomorrow ” “ this bitch called me ugly ” “ i like pickles ” “ it’s fricken bats ” “ i love halloween ” “ excuse my pottymouth ” “ shut the fuck up ” “ i’m washing me and my clothes bitch ” “ that was legitness ”

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chimerafied‌:

“The what now?” It sounded like something the girls back home would come up with, usually with the intention of following up with, No boys allowed!

“Oh…are you a princess? Like…in storybooks?” Her name was Glimmer. That was pretty…princess-y.

“The Princess Alliance, it’s a rebellion force where I’m from.”  She explained simply without going into much detail.  “And yeah, I thought it was pretty obvious I was a princess.”  Glimmer laughed sheepishly.

“I mostly said it as a joke, but if you’re actually interested, I can make room!” 

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chimerafied‌:

Adding to his last thought–no one had called him “Claus” in a long time! Exempting his family…and that hadn’t been under the happiest circumstances.

Glimmer’s energy levels were off the charts. How was he supposed to deal with this?! Claus also wondered if she noticed or cared that his hand was robotic. “You…sure did. I’ll help. I guess. If you need it. I’m gonna guess you just got here too…?”

Sure, she had noticed the robotic limb.  But she didn’t really care to question it, Claus seemed touchy.  And she didn’t want to upset her new friend nearly immediately.  Besides, that’s his business.

“I may or may not have a talent for recruiting allies!  You’re free to join the princess alliance!”  She said it as a joke.  But, if she was being honest, maybe that’s what this place needed.

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topstarred‌:

“Thank you. Your name is nice, if unfamiliar, as well.” She’s not going to think too hard about that one.  “Whatever their reasons, they don’t seem picky. There’s all types of people here.” Wait…queen? Wait. Yet? She suddenly feels as though she’s been rude, in some way.

“I’ve met people from many different backgrounds. Artists, fighters…” She pauses and offers a small smile, “I’m just a performer, myself. And, honestly, I haven’t been here very long. There’s much I don’t know.”

“Ugh.  They only got my friend and I.  What a life...”  She shook her head, “Guess we’ll just have to make do.  So.  This isn’t a horde simulation, huh?”  Glimmer muttered to herself, tapping her finger against her lips.

“Oh wow!  You’re a performer!  That must be tough and strenuous!  I’m just your average princess.”  Oh.

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chimerafied‌:

“…I guess.” Claus felt a twinge of guilt. He’d feel some sick sense of validation if everyone was a jerk around here, but what, was he going to complain about how she’d been trying to be friendly?

He deliberated. “So, the best of the situation is making friends anyway?” Misery loved company. He offered her his hand. “I’m…yeah. I’m…C-Claus.” Oh. He hadn’t said his name in a long time.

“Claus!  I’m Glimmer!”  She took his hand and shook it with vigor.  A bit too much vigor.  “Friends are good!  I got your back if you got mine!  That’s what friends are for!”  The princess shot him her signature grin.

“I knew I’d get through!”

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I heard a man sued an airline for losing his luggage.  Unfortunately, he lost his case!

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SKELETOR THAT U

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krojibbed‌:

[Safe to say, you weren’t exactly the cleanest of the bunch. It’s not that you didn’t care about personal hygiene (which you did to an extent) but that you’d spent so much time rummaging around in Spirale’s various garbage dumps that you haven’t made it home to bathe in a while. Though, you didn’t really think it’d be that big of a deal. You didn’t mind the smell, and that’s all that mattered, right?]

[Apparently not, for this pink haired stranger found it necessary to comment on such maters. And rightfully so. To put it lightly, you stink.]

[Stopping in your tracks and turning towards her, you leaned against the brick siding of the alley you were about to snoop around in, arms limp at your sides. You didn’t like being interrupted on your way to find some quality materials, sure, but… oh well. You figured ignoring her wouldn’t go very well, so you sucked it up and gave a reply, your voice monotone and sleepy as ever.]

CHARUN: .. CHARUN: Thats the.. ablution trap right CHARUN: We have one CHARUN: I just.. CHARUN: .. CHARUN: .. CHARUN: Havent been home.. in a while

“What is an ablution trap!!  You’re using words I don’t know the definition to!  Do you mean bath tub???  I think you mean bath tub!!!”  She has two brain cells, and clearly she cannot process why on earth this person would refer to it as such a thing.  And she was just making it a bigger deal than it really was.

“You should go home like right now!  And get clean!  You smell awful!”

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brookespages‌:

“I do, actually! It’s beautiful here–I don’t live very far from here, so it’s a nice little escape.” Brooke smiles at the other girl, and then cocks an eyebrow at the words ‘evil simulation’. Both eyebrows are up when she eats one of the cherry blossom petals falling through the air.

“… Um, I don’t know if I’d call this place an ‘evil simulation,’ but even if it were, would it be a good idea to eat the flowers?”

“I-I don’t know why I did that, to be honest!  They looked edible!”  She flailed a bit, “It’s been a long day, and I haven’t really eaten much...In fact this would be about the time I’m called to the dining hall...”

Glimmer laughed sheepishly, “Oh..!  You live around here!  I think I do too.  It just caught my eyes walking by!  And now apparently it caught my mouth..!”

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topstarred‌:

It takes a solid few seconds for Maya to process that it was her this stranger called out to. She looks around, neutral features belying several layers of deep-seated confusion. At this point she’s just accepted it as her lot in life, not knowing what’s happening half the time. It’s a good thing she’s an actor, otherwise the miniature heart-attack she gets when Glimmer materializes next to her would’ve put her in the dirt.

Maya really wishes she had the brain cells to understand what this girl just said. Well, starting from step one. “I’m Maya.” So far so good.

She’s not sure what all this ‘Horde’ business is - sounded like something from a video game, honestly - but she gets the rest of it pretty quickly. “From what I understand, the people who run this…city, summoned us all here from our own worlds.” And it’s a fucking nightmare. “It’s a lot to take in at first.”

Maybe this isn’t a horde simulation....OR!  That’s what they want her to think, and they’ll strike when she’s vulnerable!  Glimmer wasn’t born yesterday!  But, as to not scare the potential specter, she went along with what she presented out to her for the time being.

“Maya!  A lovely name!  Can’t say I’ve heard of one like it!”  Nomenclature was a bit different on Etheria.  “And goodness.  Why on Etheria would they summon me?  I’m not even queen yet!”

[theonecalledfailure]

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“Hey–what’re you makin’ that face for? You got somethin’ to say t’ me or what?” He was having a…less than pleasant day. And while in the back of his mind he’s kind of aware that she probably wasn’t even looking at him, that mind unfortunately can’t keep up with his big mouth.

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“I’m not making a face at you!!!!”  She yelled right back at him.  Why did he even think she was looking at him?!  She’s so far away!  So, as to remedy that, she set herself to teleport right in front of him.

“Now I’m staring!!!”

[pepegle]