I'll Never Talk Again

"We cannot tell what may happen to us in the strange medley of life. But we can decide what happens in us - how we can take it, what we do with it - and that is what really counts in the end. How to take the raw stuff of life and make it a thing of worth and beauty - that is the test of living." - Joseph Fort Newton.

[4threset]

god

[sushinfood]

the idea that oddish will just lie dizzily on the ground until given help gives me life

[luprand]

A few Pokédex entries mention Oddish being nocturnal, so they’re probably sleepy and upset.

[junco666]

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

[geekygothgirl]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[sunnysundown]

Guillermo del Totoro

[assassinationtipsforladies]

May I suggest doing an image search for Guillermo Del Totoro

[ira-sairain]

Oh my??? God??

[ironwoman359]

I was trying to explain tumblr to someone who had never used it before and she said “So what do people post there? Videos, like on tiktok?” and it took all my self control not to say “Mostly we just post bullshit.”

[softflowerinmyheart]

Wild, I too explained tumblr to someone today, and I did not refrain from saying we posted and reblogged fandom bullshit 🤣

[ironwoman359]

She literally had NO frame of reference for ANY of it and I was just like “how do I even describe this site”

[theinvisiblespoon]

You can describe Tumblr as “a blogging platform housing thriving fandoms, underappreciated artists, and tons of shitposts” but that doesn’t even come close to the EXPERIENCE of using Tumblr.

You are on Tumblr. You scroll past a thread spouting hot takes about a fandom you’re not in. You see signal boosts for people you will never meet. An ad tells you to put butter on your pillows. Your mutual spams about infinity train for a full hour and you don’t hear from them for days. “Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally.” The inherent terror and joy of seeing the color of the sky.

You are on Tumblr. You post two videos. The first gets uploaded after five minutes. The second video never uploads. You reupload the second video. Nothing happens. You check your activity. You don’t know if someone just liked the same post eight times or if Tumblr is broken. Two people follow you. You’re not sure if they’re porn bots or empty blogs. Someone messages you about ray bans official charity event. Two days later the second video is uploaded twice. You close Tumblr. You open it again. There’s a thread about how to hide a dead body. Someone tells you to touch grass. You try to search for a post on your blog. The search function does not work. There is a screenshot of a tweet of a Tumblr post. The reblogs are incomprehensible. The tags are worse.

You are on Tumblr.

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

This reads like a welcome to nightvale traffic report

[theinvisiblespoon]

this is the highest honor you could give. thank you

[michaelmilkers]

i can not stress how important it is that we maintain tumblr’s reputation as the birthplace of overbearing SJWs because if the right wing “my free speech is being threatened by twitter’s terms of service” crowd ever finds out about what a fucking lawless wasteland this website actually is and decide to take advantage we will never get rid of them

keep being weird where redditors can see you and repost screenshots making fun of you. the balance of our ecosystem needs it. godspeed

[guerrillatech]

[glitchedcatto]

i think the joke is that it sounds like "we're sucking dick" to people who don't know german

[takaraphoenix]

oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even... a little bit... to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced...

[daisukoth]

germans when you call it a “toilet” instead of “the poopenfarten”

[skeletrixislandradio]

Love

[boggblog]

Two planes having kiss

[sapropel]

Latios and Latias

[unclefather]

i thought that said “latinos and latinas” and i was just going to accept it

[sassyintern]

[sassyintern]

[sophietisthebest]

Sophie Turner and Jonathan Van Ness meeting for the first time 

[swingsetindecember]

its like two drunks girls meeting in the bathroom

[patrik-star]

My Avengers <3

[annushorribilis]

[thyrell]

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

[thyrell]

i forgot about the showers im so fucking sorry

[lesbianrey]

heteronormativity is when the parent trap (1998) made halle’s obviously lesbian nanny have a forced romance plot with annie’s obviously gay butler

[cewn]

john mcafee is gonna die in a spanish prison and never tweet with his own hands again :/

[cewn]

FUCK

[gayforbagels]

Date of Origin: December, 2020

[nae-nae-supreme]

OP killed Mcafee

[officialgritty]

Pride, 2021

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[degenerita]

Synchronized clucks

[gay-irl]

Gay👗irl

[whitepeopletwitter]