I CALL THE FUCKING SHOTS HERE ON KINNIE TUMBLR

I BEEN PAYIN THE PRICE, I BITE THE HAND THAT SAYS TO ME, "YOU ARE MY ENEMY," I'M HUNGRY BUT IM FREE! ΘΔ

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[noelle-ism]

[comment-tube]

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[chaoticedward]

not what he meant.

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

Have you studied enough alchemy to synthesise The Dialectic Material?

I've got an ingot of pure context on my side table

[apas-95]

In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

[despazito]

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[giftofgabber]

Tigermen ripped apart the paneling

[angelicguy]

wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this

[tim-official]

dragonforce equals dragonmass times dragonacceleration

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck my pet peeve got loose

[zoesupreme]

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[aw4et234tetaw3]

[pissvortex]

i literally have no idea who you are

You will