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mothmansboywife

jonathan sims is so funny as a protagonist bc he acts and talks like the tortured mc of a 19th century gothic horror novel while everyone else around him just talks like a regular person. extra funny because they all make fun of him for it and it still doesn't stop him.

halfmooninjune

I LOVE THEIR DYNAMICS.

I drew it quite a long time ago, but I really love this art

(I hope you like it too)

Also, I just find Cecil's interaction with Jonathan rather funny, when for one "paranormal" means something ordinary (Carlos doesn't think so, and probably explained to Cecil what "paranormal" means not in night vale), and Jonathan... he suffers just SEEING Cecil.

sexiestpodcastcharacter

Eye Bracket — Finals

Judge these characters (in descending order) on their eye-themes, sexiness, and narration. We're looking for the whole package.

Cecil Gershwin Palmer

Jonathan Sims/The Archivist

Voting ended onDec 31, 2023

Propaganda

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale):

Purple eye man <3

Hes like, THE eye narrator guy for podcasts imo.

THE tumblr sexyman

Not too short or tall, not fat or too thin. With hair, a nose and eyes. Look, hes hot and sexy because he's an ambiguous gendered male pronoun character who's openly gay imminently. His hotness comes from his lack of description and his silly, whimsical nature. As a "The idea of having sex with my physical body is kinda yuck" ace, I would have sex with him irl if given the chance. He is the ONLY exception for my own minds rule. While that might not be real propaganda or whatever it should have weigh of how hot he is.

Cecil Gershwin Palmer my beloved ♥️♥️

Jonathan Sims/The Archivist (The Magnus Archives):

I just think it'd be funny if an asexual character won

(im ripping this from the wiki btw) John has prematurely greying hair and looks older than he is. He often looks very tired and is physically unfit, as other characters refer to him as scrawny and he tires easily from physical tasks that others perform with little exertion. he also has lots of scars.

(propaganda, spoilers for The Magnus Archives) He's a wet cat and at one point dated Georgie Barker and does date Martin Blackwood. there is also a whole tag/movement for "hot Jon rights". he may not be like, 10/10 on the attractive scale but his far off gaze has captivated me

My votes for jon tho, that wet tired cat of a man has captured my heart. He gives dilf vibes and i got a thing for those 0.o

So Jon has EYEBAGS‼️‼️ I rest my case Your Honor. Vote Jon

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Voting ended onMar 23, 2023

i don’t know what i’m trying to see here but it’s certainly something

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killrockstar

thoughts from prev rb and i’m trying to get my thoughts together on this but i feel like people joke about gerard and frank’s “stage gay” so often it’s overlooked how they were, quite literally, painting themselves as targets. and i understand a lot of us mcr fans are young & didn’t grow up in that era really (not that we haven’t experienced homophobia/transphobia), but (& i say this speaking from someone WHO grew up around in a lgbtphobic home,) the 90s/early 2000′s were. not a safe place to be lgbt. i know we obviously know it was bad but like. it was fucking bad. and could be so casual about it. that post that talks about how mcr were dangerous for wearing makeup & having long hair comes to mind.

killrockstar

like the long hair, the makeup, gerard and frank kissing onstage, BERT and gerard, every introduction to a song where gerard talks about kissing men or having gay sex or WHATEVER → i get it those are all things we can have fun with now, and as lgbt people. but it was. dangerous for them. they were called faggots : on the internet, to their faces, on professional concert reviews. you had guys all over old forums posting about how much they hated mcr, hated gerard, he was a faggot, he sang gay, he sounded like a girl, they wanted to enact physical violence on him. guys saying this shit to their faces. they hated them so fucking much, in violent ways, out of homophobia.

and like the thing about mcr is they knew exactly why they were being hated in this way and they were being picked on for this shit long before the band formed. and they kept fucking doing it anyway. on purpose.

i kinda forgot where i was going with this my point was that the early 2000s were relentlessly homophobic. what mcr did was dangerous for themselves. and this quote from gerard means something to me :

(which is ALSO a great example of homophobia back then. ^ when the guy who ran warped tour literally put a homophobic band to play after mcr, and after they clearly showed their asses on what they thought about lgbt people, just for funsies! they did not care about lgbt people. but my chemical romance did.)

#homophobia #my chemical romance