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k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes
only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life
I think the concept alone would terrify Rocky given the whole sleep thing with his species. Like, they cant run away, they dont wake up in response to external stimuli. So the very concept of a Persistence Predator is both foreign to him but also deeply terrifying, because it would be so incredibly effective against his own biology.
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Been thinking a lot about why VeggieTales is so unironically good when so much Christian media just completely sucks and what makes VT different, and honestly I think it boils down to the fact that VT is focused SO much less on evangelizing or spreading fear. There aren't any VeggieTales episodes telling kids to go convert their friends or they'll go to hell– I don't think they ever mention or imply hell at all. (Note that I stopped watching around, like, the early 2010s, when the og creator left and the specials started to suck.) The general idea of the morality tales isn't "sin is bad because it makes God hate you and send you to hell," it's "sin is bad because it hurts yourself or others and that makes God sad because he loves you and wants you to be happy." It's "spread God's love" not to convert everyone and make them go to Church, but because it's just the right thing to do to be nice to people. I think the only special that maybe got close to being evangelical was Easter Carol with the "if the church wasn't here this place would suck," but to be completely fair it was a Christmas Carol adaptation and you have to pull a Bad Future outta somewhere, and that ep was also very focused on focusing on the actual message of Easter and how it should inspire you to be kind instead of prideful.
I think what makes VeggieTales better than so much other Christian media is that it's so much more focused on the love than rules or threats. It was made by people who just wanted to make something within their belief system and entertain children, and not in order to force people into their ideals. And also they wanted to have the talking Veggies sing about grammar and hairbrushes and joke about the IRS and we all sat there, six years old, going "yes sir Mr Tomato whatever you say Mr Tomato"
It's also because they 110% did not Take Themselves Seriously and no matter what story you're telling or what medium you're in, everything becomes a lot cooler when you embrace how silly or goofy life is instead of trying to make it conform to your expectations of it.
nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
[ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deadass said gluten tag ///end ID]
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I cannot let this languish in tags, thank you for your service @beemovieerotica
Is it just me or is it now impossible to even scroll past ads on the tumblr app? They used to freeze and only allow scrolling if you swipe from above or below them, but now they open the app store even if you even try to do that. Are my thumbs growing clumsy or did the app grow more evil?
I also want to stress that these ads try to download obvious scam fake gambling apps. Like they’re fine with us getting our identities stolen so long as they get a tenth of a cent ad revenue each time.
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Man this has a day left and the results are already telling
I can’t believe there are people in this world who find ‘ambitious’ people attractive. If I was on a first date and the person I was talking to was like “Yeah, I’m an entrepreneur. It’s my dream to be a billionaire.” or “I plan to climb the corporation ladder to the top.” I’d be like ‘Ew, that’s disgusting.’ that is a terrible goal for a life partner to have.
“Well, doctors-” I’d never date a doctor either. Lol.
Thank you for articulating this because I think people were misunderstanding the post! There is a difference between having a passion and wanting to get to the top just so you can look down.
I am ambitious but a good 70% of that Ambition is spite because the people at the top are evil and corrupt and Doing It Wrong and I need to prove to myself that success is not predicated on those qualities.
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@me as soon as I get home: Why does all food make me feel greasy
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Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends
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i feel this so much!! since The Era We Do Not Speak Of i am so excited to just. experience things. wisdom teeth removal. having sex. eating dubious stuff. every new experience is some flavour of exciting, even the "weird" ones.
be alive people! it does get better when u get help.
and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)
how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event
I am not into sports at all because most professional sports take themselves WAYYY too seriously (especially football in America and Europe, despite being different sports) but I love Baseball, primarily because it refuses to take itself so seriously.
*gets dressed up to spend time in the woods alone*
once at dawn i dressed up in my regency suit and went for a walk in the woods where i heard someone go “oh” (a little like a moan) and i got terrified i’d interrupted someone dogging or something so i immediately tried to walk away before i saw the person in question, who was just walking their dog (dogging in a sense!) and i got even more scared because they were wearing black skinny jeans and a black hoodie so they looked like they had very long slender arms and legs, and both of us were really shaken so i quickly tried to get out of sight. anyway i forgot i was wearing full 1810s regencywear complete with hat and probably looked significantly more like a ghost than they did. remember you’re never alone in the woods
imagine walking your dog in the woods and seeing an obvious Regency-era ghost notice you and bolt out of sight, visibly shaken
I’m CRYING this is hilarious
Become your own local cryptid. I definitely take walks at night for my restless leg, but I make the choice to do so in full wizard cosplay because I'm cryptidmaxxing. I am seen and yet unknowable. Because socialization is terrible.
Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.
Just saw this ad
Like
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I’m not Mormon???
Why do I need a study book for the LDS General Conference???
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Why is this even an ad???
Are there really enough Mormons on this site to make this a sound budget decision??
Do we tell them?
Hmm idk the last couple ones were chill
where did you all come from? This post was a zero note flop post for the whole weekend and then Monday comes around and here you all are
This is the most notifications this blog has gotten in ages.
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