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@alm0ndcookie
HELLOO!! Im an Almond Cookie rp acc š½ feel free to ask anything, ill answer in character
We love almond cookie gang šš
Honestly im much different from almondā¦ so I hope I can play him well. š°
MY BUDDIES!!
@graycaramelarrow
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@dark-shadow-milk
Pops in
*Sprinkles bird seed on himā
āYou might want to be careful unless a ābirdā comes after youā
What just happenedā¦?
Get this off me! What ābirdā is coming after me?!
Hey Almond, how's your daughter doing?
Sheās doing swell.
Me and her went to breakfast the other morning, she instantly tried to solve the case of why they had no stock of sweet jelly jam.
I knew why, but she was having fun.
GO DILF COOKIE GO!!!
I appreciate the sentiment, Iāve never been called all this before. Iām assuming this means ādiligent, intelligent, lucky, and fast.ā
( can my child of vanilla oc interact )
(Sure! no need to ask, I donāt mind anyone interacting as long as itās not freaky or weird. š)
"FATHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
-Walnut Cookie
WALNUT IM ON THE WAY CALM DOWN-
āDamn, how did you get this chaotic?! You definitely took your motherās side.ā (he mumbled)
Lololol your daughter is dressed up like a nerd.
-š¤šŖ
EXCUSE ME??
Donāt EVER say such a thing about my daughter, plus.. the outfit is inspired by me. LEAVE HER ALONE.
Lololol hurry up man, the kid is totally freaking out.
Why's she wearing a detective outfit tho? It's not even close to Halloween.
-š¤šŖ
Alright alright-
Wait- you said she was in a DETECTIVE costume? what the hell- I told her not to try and solve cases on her own again!
Iām assuming who youāre describing is my daughter, Walnut, now I REALLY need you to keep her calm.
Im on the way.
How skibidi is your toilet?
Whatā¦?
Isnāt this that slang the kids use these days? I know what skibidi is, but what does it have to do with a toilet? Sounds disgusting if you ask me. My toilet is average, does this answer your question?
Now I wonder what other options we haveā¦ can you sigma a toilet? Hawk tuah a toilet?
Yo almond, there's this kid outside stuck on top of a light pole.
-š¤šŖ
WHAT- ugh, not againā¦ Iām on the way, make sure they donāt get spooked and fall off.
Dear Mr. Almond Cookie.
I think it's possible your daughter has autism.
-Dr Bones Cookie
What- how did we even get this diagnosis?!
I havenāt taken her to the doctor in years because she hasnāt needed to go. Has she been taking those online quizzes again?
Hello...cousin
-cyanide almond cookie
Oh..? Cousin..?
I thought by now the majority of my family wouldāve told me of your existence, but Iāve never heard of youā¦ who exactly would you be?
Cyanide almond cookie!
Hm.. cyanide? Thatā¦ worries me. š
You seem quite similar to meā¦ forgive me for being skeptical, itās good to meet you- didnāt know I had any other family members.
Howād you find me?
In the newspaper... and don't worry, the cyanide is a defence mechanism
Iā¦ see?
How exactly does that work? The cyanide and all. Sounds like an interesting mechanism to use in battle.
Hello...cousin
-cyanide almond cookie
Oh..? Cousin..?
I thought by now the majority of my family wouldāve told me of your existence, but Iāve never heard of youā¦ who exactly would you be?
Cyanide almond cookie!
Hm.. cyanide? Thatā¦ worries me. š
You seem quite similar to meā¦ forgive me for being skeptical, itās good to meet you- didnāt know I had any other family members.
Howād you find me?
Hello...cousin
-cyanide almond cookie
Oh..? Cousin..?
I thought by now the majority of my family wouldāve told me of your existence, but Iāve never heard of youā¦ who exactly would you be?
Was hanging with Caramel Arrow today, have to say.. she really does pick the best boba spots. I personally have never had boba until today- butā¦ damn, matcha boba is fantastic.
(OOC: this was just an excuse to post my caramel arrow art.. hehe)
@graycaramelarrow
Was with everyone today at a costume partyā¦ tell me why all of their outfits were amazing, then I look at mine again and realize I was against the entire theme.
Likeā¦ HELLO??
One upping me @graycaramelarrow ā¦ š
(OOC: my way of talking about her new upcoming outfitā¦ HELLO? ITS SO PRETTY?)
To almond!
Where is your child? And follow up, what are they doing?
Ah yes, Walnut!
Sheās been doing fine, and currently sheās playing with Constable Whiskers. I havenāt posted about her much because weāve each been pretty busy working on new cases.
(working as in.. she follows after me as I finish up the case. š) but hey, itās adorable. š
