don't try your luck

{an almond filled with cyanide}

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

..this fucking thing on?..

Alright..

Hello, I'm cyanide almond cookie, the other detective

I DONT care about crime n shit like that..

So...yea that's...all I could think off

[poisonshroomiess]

What are shroomies?

-almond cookie

“They are shroomies..!”

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

Hmm...can I have one?

[electricpurrs]

BTW BEFORE PEOPLE START DRAWING MR TENNA AS A YOUNG SEXYMAN GIJINKA 🫵 the whole thing with Tenna is that he's an OLD crt tv who feels insecure about being called old and being seen as obsolete 🫵🫵🫵🫵 that man should be middle aged AT MINIMUM 🫵 feel free to make him sexy but by god make this man aged 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

War crimes

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

a cookie with cyanide?

YUMMY!!!

NNNUUUUUHHHHHH

[funkylilblob]

MY WIFEEEEEE

[alm0ndcookie]

Hello...cousin

-cyanide almond cookie

Oh..? Cousin..?

I thought by now the majority of my family would’ve told me of your existence, but I’ve never heard of you… who exactly would you be?

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

Cyanide almond cookie!

[alm0ndcookie]

Hm.. cyanide? That… worries me. 😓

You seem quite similar to me… forgive me for being skeptical, it’s good to meet you- didn’t know I had any other family members.

How’d you find me?

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

In the newspaper... and don't worry, the cyanide is a defence mechanism

[alm0ndcookie]

I… see?

How exactly does that work? The cyanide and all. Sounds like an interesting mechanism to use in battle.

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

Well...

*Cyanide shows almond cookie, his hand that is claw-like with a neon - green tint at each fingertip*

And if a cookie decides to try and bite me.. there gone

[alm0ndcookie]

Hello...cousin

-cyanide almond cookie

Oh..? Cousin..?

I thought by now the majority of my family would’ve told me of your existence, but I’ve never heard of you… who exactly would you be?

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

Cyanide almond cookie!

[alm0ndcookie]

Hm.. cyanide? That… worries me. 😓

You seem quite similar to me… forgive me for being skeptical, it’s good to meet you- didn’t know I had any other family members.

How’d you find me?

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

In the newspaper... and don't worry, the cyanide is a defence mechanism

[alm0ndcookie]

Hello...cousin

-cyanide almond cookie

Oh..? Cousin..?

I thought by now the majority of my family would’ve told me of your existence, but I’ve never heard of you… who exactly would you be?

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

Cyanide almond cookie!

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

Give me gay fanfics, please. I NEED TO READ THEMMMMM

[funkylilblob]

Meow

Oh look a friendly non cookie cat has appeared in my inbox

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

Meo-...don't ask

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

:3

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

Meow

(Yes, I'm a furry DEAL WITH ITTT!!)

[aspiring-apparition]

(I bring a sort of “Everyone has inherent worth regardless of their productivity” Vibe to every conversation that ableists don’t really seem to like)

[funkylilblob]

okay so here is my main team I picked it based on who I thought looked cool

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

Is your favourite cookie almond cookie?

[funkylilblob]

possibly

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

KNEW ITTT >:3

[deadshrike-deactivated20210930]

being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time

[deadshrike-deactivated20210930]

crying and sobbing crying and sobbing etc

[deadshrike-deactivated20210930]

some more vintage photographs that make me weep and wail, now including trans people!

[funkylilblob]

okay so here is my main team I picked it based on who I thought looked cool

[cyanide-almond-cookie]

Is your favourite cookie almond cookie?