The Almighty Tallests

The current leaders of the Irken Empire. Lazy and a gluttonous, yet ruthless and cruel. The universe is their playground.

[almightytallests-blog]

who's your #mcm?

No

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Your Tallest are very bored!  Someone  entertain us.

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There’s a lot of opinion adding going on one of our posts.  Do you think we actually care about what any of you have to say?

[hideousnewgirltak-deactivated20]

Covered in the colours -  closed starter for almightytallests.

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Tak glanced up from her own colouring page to check on the Tallest. His handiwork was clumsy, though that was to be expected when you were a finger short. However, she just gave a confirming nod to let him know he was doing the job properly enough. At least he seemed happy. Her eyes fluttered open wide, however with his command. It was a gentle one, but still certainly not something she could ignore. She stared for a moment in awe, unsure if she had just heard him correctly. He wanted her - a mere drone to sit near him? This was the sort of thing she dreamed of as a smeet. Finally, she shuffled her boots a little before wiggling her tiny self down into the chair. It seemed a bit too large for her, but she was practically beaming as she dragged her purple hued page back towards her. “Thank you, sir.” She said, voice rather quiet for once before she nodded to his page. “These are called ponies, sir. The drawings, I mean. Though yours looks like a special one.”

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The Tallest nods, though he’s not really paying attention to her words.  Picking at the perfect shades of purple was more important, though while those are carefully picked, his coloring becomes more and more childlike.  By the end, the pony is a big purple mess of scribbles.  It’s obvious he made some attempt to color certain things like hair and the body the same color, but failed at that.

“How’s it look?  Pretty, right?  Everything is better in purple!”  He’s beaming, proud of himself.   Tallest Red glances over from his work, sneering.

“I think you’re supposed to color inside the lines, idiot.”

“No one asked you!” Purple snaps at him, seemingly becoming angry for just a second, then it washes away with a  grin.  “What do you think, Tak?”

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Zim has given us a headache so we're going to make more rules for the Massive.  If we have to be miserable so does everyone else.

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Since smeethood we have learned there are two things we can always count on Zim for, and that’s burn scars and the possibility of death.

[humanesk]

8)

[almightytallests-blog]

Yeah, you would take this as a positive thing, wouldn’t you?

[k-bokka]

ずっと前に手書きブログで描いた訓練生レッドとパープル。

訓練生時代の2人の活躍を見てみたかった。

[neofox]

Didn’t really draw much for the 2 week vacation. So I drew up some Tallest to get back in the swing of things. While I was over in Ontario watched some IZ and I realized how much I missed these two bastards. Cheer up emo Red ♥ Purple lurves you.

On deviantart @ [link]

[almightytallests-blog]

Not that we have any scars, we’re competent.

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Since smeethood we have learned there are two things we can always count on Zim for, and that’s burn scars and the possibility of death.

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We have discovered on Earth a disgusting fruit is put on pizza. 

So we’ve come to the conclusion Earth must be destroyed.

[humanesk]

I WILL DO IT FOR YOU MMY TALLEST YOU CANCOUNT ON ME

[almightytallests-blog]

If you say so.

[almightytallests-blog]

We have discovered on Earth a disgusting fruit is put on pizza. 

So we’ve come to the conclusion Earth must be destroyed.

[hideousnewgirltak-deactivated20]

…Pineapple, sirs?

[almightytallests-blog]

Yes.  Disgusting spiked disappointment.

[almightytallests-blog]

We have discovered on Earth a disgusting fruit is put on pizza. 

So we’ve come to the conclusion Earth must be destroyed.

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Red / Here’s a big fun fact for you disappointments about the Massive! 

Purple / ...was that supposed to be a pun?  Because its’ a really bad one.

Red / Huh?  Whatever, anyways... Dark chocolate isn’t allowed on the Massive!

Purple / Uhuh uhuh!  If you’re caught with dark chocolate on the Massive we throw you right into space then watch your stupid body explode!  It’s fun!

[paranormaldiblet]

i cant believe the irken leaders are meme loving fucks

[zimisnotdefective]

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY TALLESTS IN SUCH A WAY!

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Red / How dare he lump me in with him like that.

Purple / You mad, bro?

[sweetoothgirl]

Cotton Candy Pastel Rainbow Cake Two Ways

[zimisnotdefective]

OH

OHTHANKYOUMYTALLESTIPROMISEIWON'TDISAPPOINTYOUIWILLGETYOUAMILLIONPLANETSANDYOUWILLCONTINUEBEINGPROUDOFMEAND-

[almightytallests-blog]

........... right.