Because not all of us make it through the academy.

I did really well in my Divination class, though... Didn't even have to study.

[karaniwangbinatilyo-blog]

LAWS OF NATURE

[parksandreconcorps]

So as I was screencapping for that last one I noticed something.

Just

[butterflyroaches-deactivated201]

"maybe if I shake it hard enough he’ll forget that the female titan is a shifter."

[beardyonce]

[aangings-deactivated20140214]

[almost-a-wizard-blog]

"Keep to secret. Keep it safe."

[almost-a-wizard-blog]

Ordinarily, no doctor who. But.. Cmon. Morrowind!

[spidernatsume-deactivated201907]

[swordnkey]

[kikkomans]

Worth reading

[hentleman]

A piece of art

[asphodelon]

by special request of ourlolitadaydreams, a larger version of that hold my flower doodle

[spookymage-deactivated20220116]

BUt yall don’t understand how perfect this is.

Cause, it’s generally agreed: Hades was a pretty chill dude. He was rich and powerful and grim and kind of a moody manic sometimes, but generally, as long as you stayed on your side of the styx and didn’t much up with him he was content to leave you be. And even if you come crashing down into his realm being a jackass, he was still fair and just, if annoyed. (The story where Heracles bails out one of the guys he had punished for being rude psycho jackasses basically amounts to “leave the lead jackass to rot, but if it means that much take the other brats”)

He’s a very Lawful Neutral figure: The guy behind the desk of the great tax collector in the ancient world. The Greeks had a healthy respect and fear for him, but as long as you followed the rules and paid the ferry man there wasn’t anything to fear- and really he wasn’t the one responsible for the system…Just the guy enforcing it.

But Persephone.

Persephone.

There was someone you didn’t not want to piss off. There is a reason Hades name is just “The Rich One” and her’s is “The Iron Queen”. She took her job as queen of the underworld very very seriously and she had a mean streak a mile wide. When Orpheus came down to fetch his wife Hades was all for letting them go he was so moved by the man’s music, but Persephone is the one that set the trial knowing that Orpheus couldn’t resist looking- in some versions of the myth after he’s ripped apart by nymphs she seats him in their court to be their musician and it’s implied that was her plan all along- to not only keep one soul but to gain another- capable of great music to please her husband. When the whole thing with Adonis went down, she threatened the stability of all the world to tip the scales in her favor. According to Homer when men wanted to call curses down on the souls of the departed they invoked her name.

The Greeks where terrified of her. Aside from her priests no one was allowed to speak her name legally (with Hades and the others it was just social tabbo) for fear of drawing her attention. To them- she was the Goddess of Life AND Death, Summer and Winter. She command power over men’s lives and their deaths. You did not mess with her.

In all likely hood this is exactly how it would go down- Hades holding her flower while she meeted out the divine hellish punishment on the offenders.

[felderwin]

and everyone characterizes her as a naive and helpless flower princess

[theybuildbuildings]

[littlemissmollymormon-blog]

Study time for finals

[dadlane-deactivated20141019]

i am literally the grinch

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

I think as we grew older we realized the Grinch wasn’t the antagonist at all. He was just a fucking adult.

[george-with-the-forge]

I’m so tempted to start a Kickstarter where the ONLY reward for donating is a hastily drawn picture of a cat, a small rock, and a DVD of a 10 second video of me yelling the donators name at a tree.

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

this is why george lucas sold star wars to disney

[lovestepsonthemoon-deactivated2]

Lmfao

[almost-a-wizard-blog]

Alright.

It's time for a redesign. I haven't touched this blog in ages, and I think it's about time I did. Going to see how much of it I can update, but I might just move on to a new blog entirely. I'll let you guys know if I do.

[cracked]

We live in a culture that loves tearing down celebrities for their criminal behavior, and 2005 isn’t exactly a distant spot on the horizon of yesteryear. That was the same year Revenge of the Sith was released, so it’s not as if the Internet just hadn’t started shitting on people yet. We were more than happy to spread loose change around, but for whatever reason, we just didn’t feel the need to stick it to the Coz back then. No, what happened instead was Cosby scuttled back to one of his two mansions to wait for the controversy to die down, and then, impossibly, it did. It may be too early to tell, but that’s probably not going to happen this time.

Why We All Ignored the Bill Cosby Rape Charges for 10 Years

[sealedbeastnue]

a special message for a very special someone

[marcholasmoth]

hey

you

dont you dare think

for even a second

that nobody saw you

when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

[thestoutorialist]

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

[bong-dad]

Mega Sharpedo looks amazing

[thenewbornofflame]

[pete-420-deactivated20140421]

holy shit

[extinctpussy]

#people underestimate how scary as fuck Pokemon would be if it were a movie not a children’s cartoon

[the-lightest-shadow]

I haven’t agreed with a tag more

[almost-a-wizard-blog]

Nevermind that venosaur isn't this big at all plus he kinda sucks.