moe to the max

| faith | 27 | she/her | aro ace | don't really go on here anymore, but you can catch me on youtube as "feymouse" :)

[lopmon]

[tagfer]

fuck you asshole for using the r slur in your ""wonder trade etiquette guide""" you're a fucking ableist hypocrite.

Yes, that horrible r-slur, retrade. shit, you guys, i think i might be an ableist…

[wafflethemighty-deactivated2018]

[almost-feymouse]

i know im never on here but dont expect me to be making a comeback at this minute. there are 2 possible scenarios that shall arise starting tomorrow:

1) i manage to get the switch at walmart at 7am and my zelda preorder at gamestop at 10am, and all time and space becomes a distant murmur as i sit 2 feet from my 24″ HD-but-not-HD television and explore the vast and expansive world of hyrule for hours on end, until weeks have passed and i’ve vanished into obscurity

or 

2) walmart’s sold out, as is every other store in the entire state of massachuchu, i get my zelda, and i stare at it sorrowfully without the means to play it. and in another plane of existence, hyrule burns slowly without a hero to rise from his century-long slumber because faith screwed up and didn’t think to preorder the system when she had the chance and now has to assume the lifestyle of a literal hermit in order to prevent an outbreak of FOMO.

[almost-feymouse]

kid from chrono cross (square enix, 2000)

im slowly improving ;u;

[almost-feymouse]

[ WIP ]

decided i needed some major background practice, so i thought i’d try some swampland, and it turned into breath of the wild fanart (i really hope one of the locations is a swamp/marsh).

also, im using vector layers for lineart for the first time, and im actually really happy with how they came out ;u;

[almost-feymouse]

some tiny-titted binch: don't wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!

me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven't taken this bra off for forty years

[lightsintheskye]

I couldn’t resist (x)  More 1920′s Ocarina of Time Here And yes this is the closest you’re gonna get to seeing me draw Link’s “cannon” hair for this au lol When u getting tasty rich people food but then the zelda says the ‘a’ word.

Please do not edit , repost, or share this work on other social media without my permission! Thank you!

[almost-feymouse]

(WIP)

im late to the nightmare parade party but i need some practice and what better way to do it than with memes

(credit to @lupisanimations for the original, its hella cute)

[almost-feymouse]

sigmeow is back in businyass

[almost-feymouse]

my son

[ninjasexpizza]

This is literally me pretending I have my life together.

[noc10-moved]

hey, everyone! what a nice day it is on tumblr

[pepperbloom]

WA-HOO! A nice-a day…to swing my hammer!

[noc10-moved]

hey mario! careful with that hammer, you might hurt someone!

[pepperbloom]

Oh no! I’m a-losing my gri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ip!

[noc10-moved]

Once again, you are put through my trials. Once again, you fail my test. You do not atone for your sins, and are therefore cursed to suffer agony in an endless loop. Until you learn. Until your greed is no longer. Die, Mario. Experience the torment you have brought upon me for centuries.

[almost-feymouse]

hot sleepy rat baes

[dreadinny]

Why? Because what America needs right now is more love!

[therealjacksepticeye]

Beauty and grace in one video!

[almost-feymouse]

me: i wonder if theres a guide on youtube for this game that shows me where this thing im looking for is located

youtube video: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOooo HEY EVERYONE WHATS UP ALL YOU GUYS AND GALS OUT THERE HAHA ITS ME BACK AGAIN WITH ANO-

me: nvm ill find it on my own

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

[charlesoberonn]

[imakegoodlifechoices]

Sometimes on the subway we time travel.

[lettersfromtitan]

It’s the question mark that makes it exquisite.  The future is not an exact science.